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My favorite kind of people are dead ones because they're not noisy eaters.

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That "smh" moment when you and someone you use to talk to everyday rarely talk at all now.

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I said "Wow, these are really nice socks!" way more often than I expected today.

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You say tomato, I say vagina. You say Twitter, I say Twatter. Do you see the trend?

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It's 3:30 in the morning and I'm starving. Your mom will be my midnight snack.

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Black people: " yeah ! Let me get uhhh ! Hold up ! * mumbles * tf do I want ? "

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My jeans from yesterday still have my wallet in them so now they're today's jeans.

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A kid is sung his mom becase she changed his FaceBook password. People approach these things the wrong way. I would have slit her throat.

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13. Have I ever had a crush on you? no

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11. Can I see you in my future? suree

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Your faggotry levels are over 9000. /cancer

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A customer just told me he smokes weed and walks around the mall. He called it "Retail Therapy." I thought it was called "mall rat."

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I don't understand the whole paying attention in class concept. So I pulled out my laptop to do this instead.

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I live in a town that's not really a town. There's AIDS infected dogs running around.

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otr: you cool assel doe

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Porn sites have Twitters? It's like God wants me to get fat.

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We had better sex when I thought you were dead.

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12. Should you HMU more? yea

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April Fools is just an excuse for ppl to tell the truth then act like it's a lie...

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Why am I up so early? Oh, that's right; because I haven't gone to sleep.