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I have the power of God & Anime on my side

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

Charge nurse: how much extra an hour do you want if I ask you to work tomorrow tonight?

Me: Atleast $35

Charge: alright got you $35. See you tonight.

Welp 5 12 hour shifts in a row is ganna kick my ASS. But that paycheck is ganna be fat asffffff

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

My coworker just called me Satans Right Hand and it doesn’t help that I have a witch laugh 😂😂😂😂

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

Living alone is cool until your dog starts barking at nothing 😭

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

Was asking the Lord for a sign that I made the right choice and I definitely got the sign lmao 🤗

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

My patient said I was single becuz I was an asshole…all I did was ask them what year were we in…🥲😂 I never even told them I was single 🙃😂😂

[key ᢉ𐭩 @kyannna_]

happy sunday 🤎

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

Someone take away my credit card 😭 did I need new scrubs ? Yes. Did they have to be from Figs? No. Did I see the ungodly amount and still buy them? Yes…

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

Seeing memories of my life this time last year makes me want to throw up. I cannot believe I let someone soo insecure and selfish into my life.

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

Sammy played mom today and took me to my orthodontist appt , then to get my blood drawn in midland, then back to Odessa to go pick up my meds 🥹🫶🏼 I honestly felt like a little kid again 😂 I love her soo much .

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“finally a day off”

my day off:

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

Was in a silly sad mood these last two days. We’ll Mayah unexpectedly came home early yesterday & watched tv with me for hours. Then today Katelyn randomly texts me to come over for dinner. My friends always seem to know exactly when I need them and I’m very grateful for that🫶🏼

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

My patient is wearing 60k worth of Cartier bracelets on right now…damn I feel soo poor 😭😂😂😂

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

@itsmrsmccormick Girl that doesn’t mean I can swim and I can’t do cpr on myself 😂😂😂

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

Not even an hour at the water park and I almost drowned twice…see this is why I just sit and tan 😂

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

Found a picture of my mom when she was 18 and I can’t stop crying.

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

Can’t stop watching these Emma D’Arcy TikTok’s. Like omg that women is sooooo fine….im no better than a man 😩🤤

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

I’ve never wanted to fight an ex before (I mean I’ve wanted to slap the shit outta all of them) but I 1000% wanna beat the shit outta my ex. FUCK THAT GUY. Homeboy fucked up my car and now I have to pay to fix it. Like can I send him this bill or this right hook atleast ????

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

Mayah handed me a shot and it was a fire and ice shot. Imma murder her (kidding not kidding)

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

Got drunk too fast and my dad said “I’m disappointed in you I was going to yell at you but I had to take mom home so you got lucky” 😭😭😭 dad they made me shotgun 5x in a row it’s not my fault dad 😩

[kay 🍄 @Jastitty]

I’m soo dizzy from my meds like I don’t understand why I’m getting every freaken side effect :(