Jas 🗡️

Leave me alone

[Jas 🗡️ @Jasvrr]

I want to be the fuzz behind my dogs ears

[ROYALE @royalepains]

You cannot be a bad bitch if your house is dirty idccccccc

[$ @jxtsummer]

i'm so happy when i get off work. i feel like i just got released from jail

[miia @miiagarro]

i’d rather my man be doing money laundering and tax fraud than selfies and curated ig dumps

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Work. Work. Work. Change your oil. CARD DECLINED! CARD IS LOCKED! Change your password. 2 step verification. PERIOD! Unload the dishwasher. Change tire. 4 TIRES! WAKE UP! Work. Work. Work. Food is bad. Apple $9.99. Skincare. Sunscreen. Protein. Protein. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Always somebody’s birthday. “Are you coming?” RENT IS DUE! I’m so EXHAUSTERWELMULATED with life right now! 😩😭

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

If you know a nigga that leaves the group chat for attention cut him off. hoe ass nigga

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when I am struggling but remember there's always phone time in bed at the end of the day

[GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[butch boy fanta🌊 @2grindonmybelt]

Anyone notice when it rains that worms don’t even come out anymore. What happened to all of the worms

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[Harram @_harramm]

If WW3 happens we’re cooked because men are in their princess era

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

It’s been months and I’m still trying to figure out why AI data centers need fresh water. Not used water. Not recycled water. Fresh water???

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

Someone is flying around City Hall tail whipping in a little buggy to Olivia Dean’s ‘Man I Need’. Philadelphia is the best city in the world and you can’t convince me otherwise

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

I love vanilla scents I want to be vanilla

[ً @httpsfangs]

I’m such a fan of soft lighting like turn off the lights and turn on a candle or a lamp

[cinna ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱ @linguistlez]

if you mention using ChatGPT in conversation with me i immediately stop valuing your opinion #goodbye

[babygunk @babygunk]

Architecture was better when the cocaine was clean and people prioritized spaces where they could stay up and talk all night

[𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲. @graciell__]

How it feels going back to work after your lunch break

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

No job can ever make me feel bad for using my PTO. People be like I have 709 hours of pto.Good for you, buddy. I have 4 hours and I'm about to use that

[bear 🦌 @goalieyuri]

girl what the hell 😭