Jack Aughton

[Preston North End FC @pnefc]

Alfie is here to stay... IT'S A RECORD!

#pnefc

[Caroline Parker @CazParker1871]

Just split the country in half already - split the money, build a wall & let me live in the bit they're not in.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

@DavidLammy David. May I make a polite suggestion? Please take this advice in the constructive spirit in which it is meant.

STOP ACCIDENTALLY RELEASING THE SODDING PRISONERS.

[Rik_W 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇱🇩🇪🇮🇪 @Rik_w2010]

@Keir_Starmer No she isn’t!
She is an actress Abby Raworth.
You have used this exact kitchen before 😂

[LB @LBLFC_]

All this behaviour, and 3 weeks later their season is done in February. The most emotional, weirdest football club ever, these. A YouTube channel with a football club attached to it. Everything is for the Internet. Cringey bastards.

[Rob @bIurt99]

Some people are just better off staying fat, imagine losing all that weight to look like a dinner lady

[Max @maximumbbk]

thought he was a ref not a linesman

[D W @upthejunction28]

When you are getting battered by Barnsley at 8 but are burning down the Phoenix Club at 10

[Grace @graceyldn]

The Jack Russel down the road whenever someone walks past his house

[sully 🪩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sullicidal]

imagine your body doing all this work just so you have to listen to jermaine jenas commentate

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

me helping my wife in the kitchen

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Fair play to Chilwell.

Spent 120 mins starting on 13 year olds and goes home with a losers medal.

Captain fantastic! 🔵🔵🔵

[J @64_hero22]

Wayne Bridge coming home to find his fridge turned off every other day

[RL @RossLee_]

He’s said she’s a shit pundit and she’s left the country 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

We were on a family holiday pls respect our privacy at this time

[Daz @Darren8319]

Not going to lie

He's gonna struggle with Ramadan 😂😂😂

[George @SAFCGeorge6]

Ironic that the 2 mannequins in there that haven’t got the Saudi shirt on have been beheaded