Bent Nielsen, Retired

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@anon_opin CS Lewis and JRR Tolkien one more a bell-end than the other.

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Dear US Open featured groups commentators. It is not baseball, basketball or American football. So it is not a "play" it is a "shot". You've had 250 years to get your version of English correct and you still mess it up.

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@acaseofthegolf1 Personally I blame the recent SpaceX IPO. I knew there was something shady going on with all those StarLink satelites. They hold sporting events for ransom. And I think I should be getting back on my meds.

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@acaseofthegolf1 I was wondering why I couldn't see the featured groups coverage.

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@YorkshireCCC @VertuMotors Stumpy

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@acaseofthegolf1 On the @LPGA this week the top 3 players, Koerstz Madsen, Lopez Ramirez and Maguire, (not counting Sagström) just outside the automatic spots for the Solheim Cup are playing together in the first 2 rounds. Coincidence? I think not.

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29 pts. +.2 in hcp. Didn't putt badly, just some of the putts I usually hole didn't go in.

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@acaseofthegolf1 Back to the everyday world 5 of the 6 best scores in my handicap are next up for renewal. If I don't improve I will hit the hard cap harder than an anvil hits Wile E. Coyote. Don't need a new club or swing. Just a new brain.

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22 points on a course I haven't played before. Left a few points on the greens for that reason. No change in hcp. The next 2 rounds are counting (unless I play well in the first one, not likely).

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My new super hero: Mole Man. He knows the exact value of Avogadro’s number.

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@BumbleCricket No need to be poking holes in his story...

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@AnitaVaughanHA The fish is OK. It might be a little bit hyper active, but that is not in general a problem.

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@JonathanDoidge Good evening. How do captains and coaches set declaration targets? Do you say 450 but no later than leaving 15 overs to bowl this evening?

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@acaseofthegolf1 "Oh my dinosaur dad is here to pick me up".

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@JonathanDoidge Full bonus points for Yorkshire is a phrase I haven't heard for a long time. A long time.

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@JonathanDoidge Good morning. Let us have those last wickets quick so that we can get to the disappointment of an unenforced follow-on.

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@acaseofthegolf1 When planning a golf trip, always bring a sleeve of orange balls and a hard hat.

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@JonathanDoidge That pitch invasion earlier almost took me off my dinner. I'm having a pork roast. The days where I could eat an egg and pet a chicken at the same time are long gone. Far too squeamish these days.

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@JonathanDoidge Good afternoon. This DT fellow is just a big kid isn't he? Playing with buzzers at his age. Entertaining but childish.

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@JonathanDoidge A very good morning from very rainy Denmark. Happy to take the rain away from Scarborough, though I do have to go to the shops at lunch. Don't mention the World Cup unless it is the Women's T20. I did mention it once but I think I got away with it.

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@bracecricket When the sign says "Don't pull unless in an emergency" then don't pull it just to see what happens.