The bird🕊️

[Akanni01 ♥️ @akannni_001]

People sometimes call the same behaviour confidence when a wealthy person does it and arrogance when a poor person does it.

[The bird🕊️ @Java_942]

To all Manchester united fans!
My emergency survival package is now available: therapy for the trauma, massage parlour for the stress. 😭😭

In addition, I offer rat poison for those seeking eternal life in the promised land. 😭😂”
All services are available.💀😂

[The bird🕊️ @Java_942]

@kim_KERAR Unauza nyama ya mbuzi

[The bird🕊️ @Java_942]

@Luciano420_M 😅😅

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

“ni yule boi alikuvukisha mto time ya elnino”

[Kimath!. @Kimathi_One]

Manchester United plays football today.

[ℤ𝕖𝕒𝕝🎭 @itzeal_09]

https://t.co/3Up8jc67cX

[The bird🕊️ @Java_942]

@akannni_001 😂😂And unexpected confirmation message from bank

[Akanni01 ♥️ @akannni_001]

Sometimes, the worst person to take advice from is someone who has never experienced the situation they're advising you about.

Good intentions don't automatically make someone qualified to guide you.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Sasa wale walioa bibi mwenye ni firstborn hii holiday naye wanaitana. 75days! Na ujue mafuta ni 227 sahii. Mandugu za bibi sahii washaanza safari wanakuja nairobi kwa sister yao,amewatumia fare. Ikue sasa wametoka boarding, hapo unga ya ugali haimalizi siku mbili. Njaa mtu wa boarding nikama ya mtu ametoka kamiti,chakula wanasiaga kama mchwa. Wakimaliza kukula wanalala kwa kiti wakiwachilia hewa wanaona DJ afro mpaka saa tano. Saa tano na nusu wanaekelea mchele ya lunch. Na asubuhi usisahao waliangusha boflo mbili. Na hiyo salary yako unadhani utawezana? Mwisho wa mwezi unapiga hesabu namna hii unaona inasoma nikama MCA wanakujanga retreat kwako mwiki. Budget ya Maziwa nikama ya state house. Kumbe ni matoto yakina bibi bwana. Pray for these brothers who married for love . They de mumu!

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Please dont do this to yourself vijana. This thing called money you cannot have enough of it, you will waste your youth trying to accumulate all of it. And you cannot be a master to money,money has no masters. Its like a flowing river. You can only fetch what you need,and let the rest continue flowing to the others downstream

And this money, we are not toiling for it so that we can store it in banks. We want money so that we can live comfortably for the period we’re here. And Most people dont seem to understand how much less time we have here. The average lifespan of an african is 59 years. 59! And most of us are 25 and above

The gospel of denying yourself when you are young,full of life and energy, to use the money in old age is pure balderdash. With what strength? The same money you deny yourself from using,is the same one that will buy your casket. You found it here,you will leave it here

Dont suffer when you dont have money,and also suffer when you have it. What kind of rubbish is that!

[🌱 @kinitikaranja]

One shot bro...
Lakini Paul alisema ya stomach si mbaya

[The bird🕊️ @Java_942]

@Danteh026 You have an appointment with a therapist today at 19:00. Please write it in your diary.

[The bird🕊️ @Java_942]

@Mpa_lestine Eternal life while being massaged by a virgin isn't in there bucket list😂 😭

[The bird🕊️ @Java_942]

@Cadino336473 Done

[The bird🕊️ @Java_942]

@mwendesworld Active

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

@Java_942 smallwigs and growing accounts want aggressively engaging accounts for engagement, 250 post with no retweets trust me MFs will take your follow as a fan rather than a fellow

[Mzee Wa Misemo🇰🇪 @mzeewamisemo]

Nani huyo amekwama kupata waguzaji tumguzie 🇰🇪🤔

[Unkonfined @Kabetes11]

bro it's 6am and am sweating, usiku nimeoga mara 3 ,wenye nahurumia ni watu wanono kama kamau aki