Java Jester

Exploring the SCAA flavor wheel one coffee shop at a time - oh yeah and recording the ridiculous things barista's say -

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What do you mean you don't serve fresh micro-brewed draft coffee?!?

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Dear @Starbucks, how could you do something so heinous in putting a quality #SingleOrigin roast into the dreaded K-cup?! #Sulawesi

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Hopefully one of these can make a decent triple soy non-fat drip mocha latte. IMPOSSIBLE to find in #cle #java #cafe https://t.co/DkLoVwAo3n

[Cleveland Scene @ClevelandScene]

22 Coffee Shops Better Than Starbucks in Greater Cleveland
https://t.co/4yEIKfU83M

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Jk! A proper cup for all our followers would cost $5 each! Not made of money, just good, approachable coffee. #java #coffee #followers

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Cup of coffee on me to all of our first 100 followers for hitting that milestone! #coffee #java #columbianroast #☕️

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Looking for a new single origin roast with more nutty/cocoa and spice notes & less floral. Any recommendations? #coffeesnob #coffee #scaa

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Ain't nothin' better than a deconstructed coffee to start off my rainy Saturday. #therealwaytodrinkit #coffee #java

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Ran out of my dark blend special Kenyan roast this AM. Coworker then offered me a cup of his Folgers. #lol #GROSS #java #coffee #yeahright

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Just writing in my daily dream reflection journal, sipping on a freegan bean roast. #blessed #dreamz #freegan #java

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*proceeds to throw all my money at @uncrate" #freshdrip #coffee #cupojoe #java https://t.co/N6br7UmtKd

[Uncrate @uncrate]

Barisieur Coffee Alarm Clock https://t.co/qpHHmWOQYI

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PSA to all barista's: If you can't give me a bottle-nosed dolphin as latté art in my café con leche, you're dead to me #FindANewProfession

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Hey @Starbucks your barista was unable to tell me what province of Columbia my morning roast was from. #whatgives #amateurhour #drinklocal

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Coworker just asked if I wanted the rest of their coffee pot from TWO HOURS AGO! #gross #old #OnlyTheFreshPotForMePlease #java #coffee

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Shoutout to all my local sipsters that started their week with a nice single origin nitro brew

#coffee #mondaymotivation #GameofThrones

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Hey @GLBC_Cleveland looking to get my drink on tonight. Any rec's for a nice coffee porter brewed with cage free, vegan beans??

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Looking for some bearded mixologists that specialize in quality shade-grown beans. Any ideas? @Intelligentsia @EqExCoop @CoffeeGeek #coffee

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Are there any #cle coffee shops that grind their beans by hand? Real coffee isn't ground by a machine. #realtalk #coffee #java #thegrind

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Friday morning cup o' Joe. #blessed #nofilter #java #coffee #cleanliving @PourCleveland @RisingStarCoffe @Starbucks

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Hey @RisingStarCoffe, Iooking for some java after my lunch-hour vinyasa class. Would you be able to point me to a mono-floral nutty roast?

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#coffee #agtron #blessed