JaveLLC

Could you turn up the 4d3d3d3d3?

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Route 53 isn't really a database, but then again, neither is Redis.

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

Ya boi made it #jave #javeofficial #javescript #javelang #javedk

[ytcracker.sol/.eth 🎤💻🔬🗝🏴‍☠️🤙 @realytcracker]

my fellow jave developers and i are throwing #javeconf 2019 please rsvp https://t.co/yFD6Oa03rg

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

Use this time-saving technique to increase your velocity. Use -auto-approve on your applys to jump straight to creating infrastructure, no more waiting for plans! #terraform #devopsadvice #devops #agile #giveafuck

[Naftuli Kay @naftulikay]

.@AudioCharles we need to find a way to inject quantum uncertainty into @JaveLLCOfficial. If a is a boolean and its value is true, its value shouldn't always be true so as to catch production issues as soon as possible.

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

@naftulikay This does require our very own JaveHardwareRandom PCI card available today at a RadioShack near you!

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

JaveCat in the foreground? Give it a pillow and put it to sleep

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

JaveCat has encountered an exception. Please see your nearest JaveLLC professional for paid advice.

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

@JaveLLCOfficial JAVE++

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

Introducing JaveCAT: where a concatenation utility really _can_ take 150GiB on your SSD! (Official Logo can be seen attached)

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

OrcaLLC Open Source Software Foundation: Where you can see the code, but we will never accept an outside pull request or issue.

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

Utilizing our new Orca Kernel to the Linux ecosystem -

The traditional Linux kernel is filled with old, dead code paths. On Orca
Kernel you only get the system code needed to run Orca Programs and tools, no need for all that extra linux bloat! - COO, @AudioCharles

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

Check out the latest Jave 360FLIP®️ tech powered by @JaveLLCOfficial here! https://t.co/068ILEFEek

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

Orca LLC isn't afraid of change and neither should you.

Jave datetime class assumes there are 360 days in a year, not the usual 365.242199: this allows for easy spacial geometry at the expense of a slightly longer second!

- CMO, Annalyst of Rosé Francolini-Maslennikova

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

Don't need code review with Jave®️ AntiCrash™️. Stop wasting time reviewing your code and just ship, comforted by the knowledge you can't crash in production. Contact your account manager to get into the free beta today!

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

@realytcracker verified pen tested code base

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

#DEFCON 26 Prediction: There will be no Jave exploits or hacks this year, as Jave is unexploitable and Unhackable. #goodsoftware #unhackable #thebest #literally

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

"Jave best programming language next to A++" - @dalabutt, Jave Beta Tester

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

"Put pthread mutexes on things that don't matter, everything that matters can't be threadsafe" - Jave CEO Allanis Mullusk during an engineering meeting where he called an employee a Pedophile.

[JaveLLC @JaveLLCOfficial]

FACT: Jave does not utilize any bad_alloc exceptions.