Nike is dropping the Kobe 4 Protro “Draft Day” with 13 versions… one for each team that passed on Kobe Bryant in the 1996 NBA Draft, h/t @modernnotoriety
That’s tough.
Let’s run down the list…
- jackass catcher doesn’t dap up his teammates because he wanna act tough. also benched in last two games cuz he stunk it up
- manager doesn’t know the seeding rules and almost cost em a playoff spot
- one of best players says tourney stinks it doesn’t matter
- best player goes hitless entire tourney and has one of the worst speeches of all time
- entire team cosplays like they are war veterans every game. You are not
- 10x talent over every other team but lack of passion/aura/cool factor makes them look like NBA regular season players
Just a sad bunch of dudes to watch. Hope WE can do better the next go around. Winning should be a certainty. Just want guys to represent our country better