If I'm ever in a relationship and if the person ever cheats on me at anytime, even if it was in the distant past, and you know about it: please let me know so I can dump their ass that very second no questions asked. 💯👏🏼
McDonald’s leader Ronald just stated he has a “burger on his desk at all times”. Will someone from his big shoed, red nosed regime inform him that I too have a burger on my desk, but mine is a box meal which is bigger and more powerful than his, and mine has gravy! #nuclearbutton