Javier

just a hispanic with an ugly flow

[Javier @Javier_Rueda__]

Just waking up. First thought of the morning: Say no more to my depression. Second thought: hope US doesn’t draft me because I have a list of war crimes
Third thought: I’m depressed
Fourth thought: war crimes 😎
Final thought: Apple shiesty for putting U2 on all iPhones onetime

[Javier @Javier_Rueda__]

Nyc cops just pulled me over for going too fast in the bike lane with me heely’s on

[Javier @Javier_Rueda__]

I’m scared to go to a therapist because I’m 100% positive I’d immediately get thrown into the loony bin

[Zero from Mega Man X @AllDanAllDay]

My friend just posted this on his story and it has me fucking rolling

[Javier @Javier_Rueda__]

@BrickVendor They told me I got a day to find it

[Javier @Javier_Rueda__]

I’m a dead man

[Javier @Javier_Rueda__]

Somewhere, Oklahoma. Cold as balls

[Javier @Javier_Rueda__]

@Alex_Jo_Lou Shhh don’t let people know I’m one of the broke ones 😂

[Javier @Javier_Rueda__]

Everyone bitching about gas prices. What everyone broke now? Pfft

[Javier @Javier_Rueda__]

V bucks is worth more than Russian currency currently

[Javier @Javier_Rueda__]

Bricked up on the NYC 1 train

[Javier @Javier_Rueda__]

I swear everyone is an npc

[Javier @Javier_Rueda__]

People in Nyc be like, “I’m walking here”, “taxi taxi” and “$1 pizza now”

[Javier @Javier_Rueda__]

Flights + drinks = happiness. I don’t make the rules...

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Facebook is down so asking this here:
Which livestock medication should I take for a sinus infection?

[Javier @Javier_Rueda__]

Woah. Put that meaty thing away

[cunardline @cunardline]

She’s ready, are you? #cunard #travel #explore #cruise #luxury

📸@ewan_foto

[Javier @Javier_Rueda__]

It’s about time to commit a felony or five. Sike my simulation dope as fuck how’s y’alls simulation going ?

[Javier @Javier_Rueda__]

Might just move to Europe, who’s in ?