Javi Morgado

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[🍃 @uxioferreeiro]

no sé si me ha hecho gracia o me ha acojonado lo q puede hacer la IA

[Jo' 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 #NAFO @jofromnafo]

I often hear Americans & rich brits justify buying oversized, polluting vehicles by claiming they need them because they live in the "countryside".

I call bullshit, Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce, the Citroen C15⬇

[Biolojical @biolojical]

Diets that for ethics exclude some species as too sentient
✅=Eat 🚫=Avoid

Cladistically consistent:
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Cladistically inconsistent:
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[Sarah Jamie Lewis @SarahJamieLewis]

Imagine writing the words "allows illegal access to millions of research papers" and thinking you were somehow on the right side of history on this issue.

[Nao Casanova @NaoCasanova]

Muy bien, muy bien.

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

You guys are gonna be reallll surprised this afternoon when Gamestop reveals its compact fusion drive and cure for cancer.

[MatLab crashes @memecrashes]

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[mod @wsbmod]

There are widespread reports that retail brokers such as @TDAmeritrade will restrict trading for individual investors today.

When will regulators restrict the illegal naked shorting of stocks by hedge funds, which is the root cause of this mayhem?

GME now showing 250% short

[Jonathan Young @JonathanYMusic]

Wall Street: "We want a free market"

The Internet: "Okay, so we are going to collectively buy this stock to punish you for manipulating the market"

Wall Street: "AAAHGHGH NOOO NOT THAT KIND OF FREE MARKET PLEASE DONT GOOGLE WHAT SHORTING A STOCK MEANS YOU ARE POOR PLEASE STOP"

[Alcaparrina @alcaparrina]

¿No os pasa que os sentís identificados con el probe Migué que hace mucho tiempo que no sale?

[/ᐠ｡‸｡ᐟ\ @pochaccobebi]

obsessed with the important standard of chinese handmade teapots

[Eduardo @hombrelobo]

En febrero íbamos a salvar el Mobile. En marzo la Semana Santa. En junio el verano. En diciembre la navidad. En enero los bares. En marzo la semana santa.

[Daniel Pérez @MientrasEnFisic]

Bastante intrigado con la nueva estrategia del gobierno para fomentar las vocaciones científicas y tecnológicas entre mujeres y niñas https://t.co/0qtRG9QV0O