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Me to my coworker about our pr*ck n*vy counterpart- “where do you think he went on vacation?”
“Probably Antarctica fighting polar bears”

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Highlight of the week was venting to my manager on the phone at 7:30pm on Wednesday while he was on the stairmaster at the gym

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Ok bruh

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My accomplishment today was asking a question in a training with 30+ ppl. If anyone knows me…

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If my manager says the phrase “strategically navigate” one more time I’m going to spontaneously combust

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My W2 for Instacart last year was $1,149 😂 what a wild month and a half that was

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Me waiting for my $1,000 Instacart W2 to come in

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Facebook is turning into cartoon characters

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Might watch some terrible musical artists when some awards tonight

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Anyone else still sleep with the fan blasting when it’s negative a hundred degrees out?

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iPhone weather app is broke

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How do we limit the amount of brainwashed Americans other than not allowing republicans to procreate?

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Psa: Friday night concerts and Friday night cosmic bowling while sober are not the greatest of experiences

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Why can’t every public place have this

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Just bought my @ChevelleInc ticket for the Amsterdam show on my fucking birthday letsgooooo 😝🤘🏼

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Just carried 6-8 crowd surfers at a concert sober and I’m ready for bed

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Hemingway’s closing is a hard stab at my blue and gold heart and I’m not ok #h2p

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Oh no!!!

A guy who has never watched @Jeopardy

Vows to…never watch Jeopardy. 😭

[McGriddle @McGriddle1030]

He knows he’s untouchable because the poorly educated don’t watch jeopardy to begin with