Dave Caffrey

Inventor of the Salad Bowl

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@AEWNeckbeard Quoting from your own imagination

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@TheRajGiri Theres 11 people watching nxt

[Oisin McDonnell @OdieMcD]

Hi @belfastairport I was just refused bringing a hurling stick through security because according to one of your staff it’s ‘a weapon’ while another one of your security men proceeded to laugh at me and referred to it as ‘a baseball bat.’ 1/2

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@EBischoff David Arquette winning the WCW World Heavyweight Championship, makes sense.

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@SpeedballBailey Back then gymnasts didn't play video games, they carried knives and guns like real men.

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman™️ @The_MJF]

I’d say happy Mother’s Day but my mom is a dumb skank.

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@Scott63607347 @TrueSpitfire28 @IAmJericho Eh that was Tom Cole

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So proud

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@Popsy45 I applied for that course but naturally was immediately rejected.

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@bryanalvarez The women's tag match will be a fucking disaster

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@ryansatin Imagine pretending that this happened?

[TheJournal.ie @thejournal_ie]

Gardaí are seeking the public's assistance in tracing the whereabouts of a 13-year-old girl missing from Co Westmeath https://t.co/s1GVVq7kPI

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@VirginMediaIE Trying to pay bill online for a week now. Make a payment button does not work at all. Whats the story with that?

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@ThePaulPonte @TheMarkGolden @kennyhinz @FlyinBrianJr It was unheard of until Kenny Omega ruined everything.

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@TheMarkGolden @kennyhinz @FlyinBrianJr Did Jim Cornette tell you to say that?

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@DaftLimmy In the Summertime - Mungo Jerry

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@SoDuTw They all must be so proud of Randy Orton using self darkening welders glasses instead of night vision glasses last night. The company is a complete mess.

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@bryanalvarez Bryan, did you know that Randy wasn't wearing night vision goggles, but in fact was wearing SELF DARKENING welders glasses, so in fact, he could see LESS than the card based entertainment superstars in the dark room. That makes him a complete and utter idiot.

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@Popsy45 Eau de Lord.

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