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Born in chaos, thrives on facts. Grass-touching highly recommended.

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The only things uniting this country: hating daylight savings, abolishing the penny, and defending Martha Stewart’s honor.

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CORRECT 🎯

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@GuntherEagleman MAGA just posts AI slop all day. Zero aura.

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@OANN Someone get this creaky dude some overpriced oil

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@GuntherEagleman So small. There are more people at my bus stop.

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@mattgaetz Gross

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@RapidResponse47 I can hear the creaking from here

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@FoxNews Lies lies and more lies. Yawn.

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@RealDeanCain File this one away for when you meet your maker…

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@StephenM The only things you love more than exaggeration is Trump and your reflection

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@elonmusk Like you care bro

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@EDSecMcMahon @usedgov Cringe

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@WhiteHouse Tumbling- laughable.

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@Riley_Gaines_ You thank God for mocking?

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@GuntherEagleman Dude will be in diapers

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@atensnut Bro loves his pointless expensive fences

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@nicksortor So someone cut a gash LONGER THAN A FOOTBALL FIELD with a box cutter INSIDE THE POOL and no one noticed. OK BRO.

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@EricLDaugh It’s called shoddy work. Produce a cctv video.

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@RapidResponse47 @PressSec Another nose job?

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@atensnut MAGA infighting is nonstop entertainment

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@MikeCrispi Literally none of these things are true

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