jaxon

half of my brain is dedicated to pokemon and the other half to my wife, trying to make more room for Jesus every day

he/him

[jaxon @JaxtheMav]

If you liked Little Women well guess what
I'm working on a new project called BIG MEN featuring VIN DESEL (muscle guy)
where they eat MEAT and talk about CARS while ignoring their FEELINGS

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@robot_pup This is how I feel when people talk about wasps

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@Num1WarlockFan You need them to kill bosses

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@53gaDr3amca5t It is 90 minutes of him walking back and forth in a field of rakes, and occasionally he stubs his toe on progressively larger objects

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@shinyycatherine I put a clamp down on the dpad after seeing everyone's circles break for smash bros

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@Terryvkcd @jaeporeon Dog whistle? It's a foghorn

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@norainthefuture Surprised I haven't seen anybody here mention the Anduril branded chromatic that they put out earlier this year, marketed as being made from the same metal their drones are.
absolutely gross.

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@500crabs my big brain

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@500crabs No it is illegal

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@meowriiiix Wait I think I was right next to you at the parade? I definitely hear my wife and I in this video hahah. Sorry to ruin your audio :)

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@IFORGOTBURNHEAL pushing my wife's wheelchair at xp

[狐白燈／イラストレーター @58910_TMMR]

最後に残るのは誰？
#PokemonWorlds #WCS2026

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@Fia_470 She is so beautiful, you are lucky to have her

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@500crabs I should be there playing and playing with you

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@AshD_Ketchum @Peko_girlboss Defense invested Pachirisu can survive a dire claw/close combat from an offense invested Sneasler, sash endeavor isn't a good use for it

Also Pachirisu doesn't learn endeavor

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@500crabs it sounds like you need more water and vitamins :(

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@500crabs I'm not the one posting Toilet Content™

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@wyldpenguyns It would just be a bunch of Pink Guy tracks

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@wyldpenguyns No they're acting they aren't even friends