Jaxie Cat

Animal activist. Cat. Feline.
Likes: sushi, tormenting bugs, crime novels
Dislikes: vegetables, rude people, entitled dogs

[Jaxie Cat @JaxieCat]

my mom just took me to a cat doctor becuz i've been having a drooling problem. it was so freakin' embarrassing #StopTheDrool

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score: 14 football points to 3 football points. by the way, I feel that Garfield perpetuates negative cat stereotypes #superbowl

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wow. who saw that football man try to run with his football but then those other football men knocked him down? #superbowl

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knowledge: if one of the football man players runs to the finish line while he cuddles the football, he gets 6 football points #superbowl

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been watching this game for 15 minutes. haven't seen even one cat on my tv. what is this, the 50's?

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footballs are egg shaped #superbowl

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just saw kickoff. i like tunafish and sleeping #superbowl

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everyone talks about that new show Homeland. well i've seen 6 episodes so far and there hasn't been ONE story about a cat i could relate to

[Jaxie Cat @JaxieCat]

last night i chased a cricket but then the cricket got mad and chased me so i ran away. crickets can be hella scary

[Jaxie Cat @JaxieCat]

don't you hate it when you lick your paw and you accidentally scratch your tongue with your claw? i hate when that happens

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I got a bath yesterday. I don't like leaving my house. but shawn took me so it was kinda fun

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i like being a cat

[Jaxie Cat @JaxieCat]

exercise is no excuse. i was very worried chasing that thing around because i didn't know what it was. if it was a laser light, just tell me

[Jaxie Cat @JaxieCat]

been chasing a red dot around my house for a week. cupcake bunny just told me it was a laser light. if that's true, my dad is in trouble

[Jaxie Cat @JaxieCat]

i was supposed to get new soft paws today but the lady called in sick AGAIN. if she's not into me, i wish she'd just be honest and tell me

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watching the vma tv show. it's ok but i think they should have more cats on it.

[Jaxie Cat @JaxieCat]

gonna sleep today,,, eat some food occasionally... might vomit.. then nap... meow at something... snack... get scared for no reason... sleep

[Jaxie Cat @JaxieCat]

havent tweeted in a while. love tuna at midnight.

[Jaxie Cat @JaxieCat]

last night i killed a bug. my mom took video. maybe she will post it. but right now i'm going to go vomit and then take a nap

[Jaxie Cat @JaxieCat]

I miss my mom....i also like shrimp a lot...sometimes i vomit but my mom loves me anyway