Jay Axon

Prolific mind-wanderer | Average golfer | Sneakerhead

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People who walk into lifts before everyone's got out are the worst.

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@Chase_Senior Also, and this is a right valid question…. do you have a son called Chase Senior Junior? Ngl, that’d be lolz.

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@Chase_Senior Hopefully y’all will finally understand the nuanced intricacies of such things like injury time & offsides by then.

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@PippyBing https://t.co/OAtFrO2Dx4

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@cjsnowdon Surprised they didn’t go with Air Führer recipes, tbh.

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@peterfury I don’t necessarily think it’s a bad thing. Taking yourself out of your comfort zone to go to a gym where your reputation doesn’t carry the same weight as it would here in the UK takes some balls.

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Big fan of Ben Whittaker but referring to him as the IBF LHW champ is everything that's wrong with #boxing rn. That belt carries about as much importance as one from Primark @FightDisciples #binthebelts #UTSFL

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@ConorNigel If you can't see the irony of these two posts, those eggs must've really scrambled your brain. You might as well fight your dad.

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@loudibella Hard to disagree with you, I just hope we get the fight everyone* wants next Vs Bivol. *Everyone except Eddie & Canelo, that is...

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@Nigel_Farage But who's gonna stand on the beaches & shout at the dinghies whilst you're gone, hun?

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@AdamCatterall Think they must've filled them cards in pre-fight. Can't wait for the rant about judges on next week's @FightDisciples though 😂

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Why are Benn & Eubank calling out Brook? They should be going after Avenesyan & a WBO eliminator... #KhanBrook

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@CrambazzledTask He's giving off strong Riddler vibes with that barnet

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@FightDisciples Imagine living in a world where you have Bob Arum look-a-likes & Santa holds the only belt? #binthebelts

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@Mr_Tasker Mate, I don't want to be 'that guy', but you spelt cunt wrong

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@TFTimeMachine 'nuff said

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@Mr_Tasker Like walking round with a fucking conservatory on your wrist that

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@Mr_Tasker Bolton paid £500 & a bag of balls for Jason McAteer

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@ComedyStoreMCR I thought I'd bought this 70" TV for the bargain price of £8.99 (inc postage from China). 6 months later these arrived... 😂