Jaxon Elmore

you don’t need a license to drive a sandwich

[Jaxon Elmore @JaxonElmore]

ladies you have $10 to spend on the perfect man

$300 - works out
$200 - smart
$400 - smells nice
$70 - has a job
$10 - knows all the lyrics to Africa by Toto
$500 - over 6 feet tall

[Jaxon Elmore @JaxonElmore]

Got asked if I worked at winco today, new highs have been reached

[Jaxon Elmore @JaxonElmore]

@Zoe41197812Zoe @cornski Bro

[Jaxon Elmore @JaxonElmore]

@Zoe41197812Zoe That is so embarrassing

[Jaxon Elmore @JaxonElmore]

@lindsayf22 Bad take

[kaylie ☽⁺‧͙ @kayliejades]

therapy isnt enough i need star wars legos

[Dave Kline @dklineii]

One Father's Day, when I was 9, my Dad asked me to hop in the car.

We drove to an elementary school. It was Sunday at 11 am. Inside the gym, cigarette smoke filled the air as three dozen adults milled about.

Confused, he told me to sit.

[Jaxon Elmore @JaxonElmore]

@lindsayf22 So insightful

[Jaxon Elmore @JaxonElmore]

@jag_mannn You

[Jaxon Elmore @JaxonElmore]

@pran_lozano Phrenic nerve is being irritated

[Jaxon Elmore @JaxonElmore]

@logwebkra Dude if only

[Jaxon Elmore @JaxonElmore]

My favorite part of my day is when I get to take my gummy vitamins

[Jaxon Elmore @JaxonElmore]

@cementmixer69 This makes so much sense

[Chico State @ChicoState]

Have questions about boosters? Check out this video by students from the @ChicoState School of Nursing! Learn when to schedule your booster, and what to expect afterward. Then, drop by our on-campus booster clinic this Friday, Feb 25, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. in the BMU.

[Jaxon Elmore @JaxonElmore]

@badbitchbrig I feel like I shouldn’t have seen this

[Jules @Julian_Epp]

Biden promising to cancel student loan debt

[$uper $limey Blax Mamba @biggkev123]

Girl at the ticket counter: what movie would you like to see?

Me:bitch what you think?

[Jaxon Elmore @JaxonElmore]

@logwebkra 2am thoughts

[GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15 @giveitupfor15]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15