Jaxxson

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

In plain English: Because the children were blown to smithereens and they can’t identify the victims.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is unacceptable.

We now need to know more about @RobinhoodApp’s decision to block retail investors from purchasing stock while hedge funds are freely able to trade the stock as they see fit.

As a member of the Financial Services Cmte, I’d support a hearing if necessary.

[Jaxxson @Jaxxson]

@MBTA the redline, for all intents and purposes, is shut down rn, yet I am prohibited from boarding the commuter rail to Porter with my monthly Tpass. I refuse to give another dime to this worthless system and will now walk from North St. to Porter, hating the MBTA the whole way.

[Jaxxson @Jaxxson]

@eatenlightened love your ice cream, but why does every pint I buy look like this when I open it?

[Jaxxson @Jaxxson]

@AskTSA Agents at CLE just informed me they do not honor precheck without a paper ticket. How can I find out which airports require me to have a paper ticket before flying?

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

This Nunes memo is not an intelligence document. It’s a Facebook post you’d briefly skim before clicking 'unfriend.' #FatNixon #RussiaCrimes
#TrumpCrimeFamily #YoMemoJoke

[Jaxxson @Jaxxson]

@Sonos When will I be able to use my Sonos system to listen to mixtapes on @DatPiff?

[Jaxxson @Jaxxson]

@realDonaldTrump The people you imagine laughing out loud and thinking about how clever you are after reading this don't exist.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

This is the True Detective season 2 of presidential debates.

[Jaxxson @Jaxxson]

So disturbing, just realized the crowd noise in Nickelodeon Guts may have been fake.

[Jaxxson @Jaxxson]

@a_man_named_JED Plenty more 80s punk rock coloring book where that came from. Idk how to allow retweets, but will look into it. Thx!

[Jaxxson @Jaxxson]

There are few greater adrenaline rushes than driving a new car listening to the beverley hills cop theme.

[Jaxxson @Jaxxson]

Alright so the woman in the car in front of me is dancing so vigorously that people are approaching her car and dancing with her.

[Jaxxson @Jaxxson]

There is someone at this show literally wearing taupe headphones just as an accessory, cord not plugged into anything.

[Jaxxson @Jaxxson]

I like these kevin bacon circa footloose types that come out dancing alone and dress normally.

[Jaxxson @Jaxxson]

It would appear that everyone at work had time to stop for McDonald's breakfast today except me.

[Jaxxson @Jaxxson]

Just ate a 'seafood trio' from the cafeteria at work. Seemed like an easy enough way to attempt suicide.

[Jaxxson @Jaxxson]

Its not everyday you see someone riding a unicycle.

[Jaxxson @Jaxxson]

Back off man, i'm a scientist might be the best bumper sticker i've ever seen.

[Jaxxson @Jaxxson]

I like that there are so many Dunx that i can pass a couple knowing there will eventually be one on the same side of the street as me.