𝙹𝙳 𝙾𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚘

real bad Star Wars: Unlimited player. dog lover. whiskey enthusiast. droid builder. may the force be with you…always. #CFC

[† @Florencenotdead]

Yo despidiéndome de mi sueldo al tercer día de cobrar.

[manuel @manwelllb_]

got canes and they forgot my extra toast

[𝙹𝙳 𝙾𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚘 @Jay2theDee]

@fetaMac thank u

[blossom. @petalesblancs]

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[Dr Rob @rob_heighton]

The crazy part is that he actually nailed it

[vivafalastin 🇵🇸 @vivafalastin]

she gorp on my scroggin til i schmogle

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

"My contention is that prior to the Trojan war, the political structures of the Greek kingdoms, especially in the island territories could most aptly be characterized as...

Ofc that's your contention. You're a young aristocrat who just finished listening to some wandering poet, probably that hack from Pylos. You'll be convinced of that until next month when you hear the bard from Sparta. Then you'll be taking about how the kingdoms of Mycenae and Thebes were models of divine rulership back in our grandfathers' time. That will last until next year when you're back to regurgitating Mentor's speeches about the sacred bonds between king and people and the divine right of succession.

"Well as a matter of fact I won't because Mentor completely overlooks the importance of...

"Mentor completely overlooks the importance of the council of elders in tempering royal authority, especially in matters of inheritance..." you got that from Halitherses' speech at last year's spring festival, right? Yeah, I heard that too. Were you going to plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter? Or is that your thing. You come to a feast, quote some elder, and pawn it off as your own idea to impress Penelope and embarrass my son Telemachus?"

[ali @probablyalissa]

[20 minutes after drinking iced coffee on an empty stomach] I think I hauve the parasite

[' @Bonmatimessi]

Argentina is a team that runs on pure homosexual love for Lionel Messi and there seems to be no tactic that could counter that

[はるかぜ @harukaze_illust]

Merlin🇲🇽🦆

#FIFAWorldCup

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Anthony Bourdain died on this day eight years ago and him describing Waffle House is still the single-most important description of America that has ever been articulated.

[dmg04 @A_dmg04]

Guardians make their own fate

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Drew Bricks @DrewBricks]

Alien that has 3 seconds of screen time in the background of a Star Wars movie:

[doomer @uncledoomer]

when will these storage wars end? theyve taken the lives of too many good men

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

I love living in the first village of an rpg man. friendly neighbors, music is chill af, we even got that one kid we adopted into the village of whom the ancient prophecy was written about. anyway there’s a big ceremony tomorrow cant wait to still be alive after it