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Happy, content, foodie, cheerful; swimming, running, cricket - I tweet about stuff which rarely ever makes any sense.

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Does anyone else get the random urge to get your life together in the middle of the night?

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Crypto currency be like..

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@BLKBARBDOLL65 To just exist.

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Unpopular opinion: I don't think your life has to have a "purpose", or you a grand ambition. I think it's okay to just wander through life finding interesting things to do until you die. Ok. Bye.

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@daynaantonucci9 Whats the recepie?

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Person: WTF is wrong with you?

Me: You mean today or in general?

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If you ever need to rush somewhere carry a fire extinguisher. No one will ever stop a person running with a fire extinguisher.

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When you see two people in an open relationship it's like, which one of you came up with the idea and which one of you cries to sleep every night?

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@whosthatmiss This tweet is same as - "The Govt failed to handle the covid crisis because I didnt wear a mask at home."

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Being single at 30s just means I statistically avoided my first divorce.

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The best thing about wearing a mask for me is that people don't see me talking to myself anymore.

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Poor employees at the stores

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Days of the week

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Now... who the hell threw Yoda out of the window?? #starwars #yoda

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When your squad spots your ex in public

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I just found out today that Instagram polls aren't anonymus... I've been telling people they're ugly for months now.

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Commas can really change the meaning of a sentence.

For example:

He's in a hurry.
Vs
He's in a coma.

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Finally figured out the reason why I look so bad in my pictures..

It's my face!

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I love the Aussies!
*Australian friend crossing roads in India incautiously*
Me: You came here to die?
Him: No, I came here yesterdai!

[Abhi @abichakravarthy]

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