Jay Short

they dont want me to drop YONKERS

registered flex offender

₁₈18¹⁸ NWTFW ↓↓↓

[うーさん@犬好きさんと繋がりたい @siba012345]

放せワーン😆💕🎶

[柴犬くぅ助 @kuuqq99]

まったり〜ヌ

[こひとも @MKN525Z]

耳カイカイなので、朝イチ病院へ行ってから実家へ。病院嫌いだから疲れたみたいで、恵比寿から弟が来ていたがそれどころでなく爆睡😅

[slothy @slothy_420]

locking myself in a hot car and going to sleep

[私の柴犬 @jonatha06619836]

立ち姿

[cypress @chumfungus]

single hot malevolent entities in your area

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Uhh in old english please?

[cypress @mycelial_pal]

allow me to demonstrate the awful power of my Cruelty Device

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Kind of funny that porn and tobacco pouches and online gambling have brought back a specific type of wastrel that we all thought went extinct around 1850

[CONNIE.COM @conniedefc0n]

I can promise you that nobody wants to see your discord call’s reaction to summer games fest

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

In comedy, there's a "rule of three". That's why there's "three" Stooges, and not, say, 1,000,000.

[Mr. Tweety @JoeyOtweets]

@texmeplease I'd kill just to have a bitchin' name like Todd Magazine, but to be a cereal expert too? Life is unfair.

[tex @texmeplease]

most badass dude on the planet

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Orlando Sentinel, Florida, June 6, 1954

[darwin @NintendoGCN]

Just getting some new games on Steam!

[laursbian 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @femmecess]

anon you should probably block me cuz i agree and idgaf

[zac @vomit_induction]

timidly asking airport security if I can bring my pipe bomb through because I put a lot of effort into it

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

white people be like i love season 2 of spongebob more than my family

[inubot @inu_10kg]

おはようさん
耳ひらく犬みて今日も一日なんとか