Jay Alan

I don’t know - I just try to keep up with the news and stuff.

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@SameeraKhan Cuba, cuz dat bootie

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@lporiginalg This newest hip-hop dance is lit af.

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@TopLobsta Suge’s best friend. Puffy’s best friend. Eminem’s best friend. Etc . . .

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@TheRISEofROD She reminds me of the Batman theatre “shooter” when he was in court.

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@WFLA I don’t like the words ‘Slash’ and ‘Woody’ having anything to do with each other.

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@CassandraRules I cut my ears off so I don’t have to listen to nazis.

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@pnjaban That’s cool and all - but one time I couldn’t find my belt, so I used a zip tie between two belt loops. Basically the same thing.

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@davidicke I don’t understand all that crazy British talk - but you’re amazing. Never stop doing your thing and keep giving them hell.

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@elizableu After the year you’ve had . . . Congratulations. Much respect.

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@MattWalshBlog I watched my buddy (who grew up on a farm in south GA) catch a gator (small, but still) with a stick and a piece of rope - then wrestle it when it got up on the creek bank.
I’ve never been so jealous.

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@JebraFaushay That’s the orientation video they show you when you first arrive in hell.

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@blancmarc20 @JebraFaushay No. Only when posing for official military photos to let the tax payer know how absolutely f’cked they are.

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@JebraFaushay I’m on my way to sign up - I figure I’ll have some pretty nice accommodations while the tax payer pays for my weiner to get cut off. - I already feel so brave.

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@ElijahSchaffer White folks come in many spooky forms.

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@JakeCrain_ Equity

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@DebForTrump2024 @DefiyantlyFree Why? What’s going on? Holy crap. I need to know. (For real)

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@SweetPeaBell326 @DefiyantlyFree I thought they quit teaching cursive.

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@ElijahSchaffer I grew up in Houston (4th largest city) in the 80’s and 90’s. It was nothing like this.
Proud to be American - But blessed by the grace of god to be Southern.

[Jay Alan @JayAlan79]

@atensnut @JackPosobiec @theblaze Are you spreading russian misinformation?