Jay Dee (he/him)

Born in a hurry, always late. Haven’t been early since ‘88

[Jay Dee (he/him) @JayAreDeez]

Swam for the first time in ages yesterday... and when I say I'm sore everywhere, I mean EVERYWHERE. I didn't realize your perineum could even get sore outside of episiotomies.

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People who are jogging outside amidst heat indices of 110 ° — how and why?

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Finally had an inevitable dead father nightmare, one month to the day after it actually happened. The dream also involved Maggie Gyllenhaal being severely disappointed in me for acting a fool, but that's beside the point.

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Performing an overly melismatic rendition of "Won't You Be My Neighbor?" to myself while puttering around the kitchen because my brain is a total loss at this point.

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My only thoughts on Spencer Pratt are that I recognize an alcoholic face when I see it.

[Jay Dee (he/him) @JayAreDeez]

Sure, I only got 3.5 hours of sleep last night, but we’ll take any win we can!

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Today’s the first day in 2+ weeks I haven’t cried while brushing my teeth! Progress!

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Thank you, Don. ❤️

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Publicly removing white strips from my teeth while on a stairmaster, just to feel something.

[Jay Dee (he/him) @JayAreDeez]

Whoever invented ZzzQuil deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

[𝓕 @thefavera]

@Favwontmiss @abdulgoncrazy Nothing humbles an ADHD brain faster than realizing the absurd solution was the correct solution.

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Seems wildly unfair that grief is the price we pay for loving someone, but that’s just part of the human fucking condition I suppose.

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

He's gotta get out of the Disney machine and do something with Yorgos

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Trumpism has facilitated the rise of Pratt-ism and both are glaring indictments on the profound stupidity of so many people in this country.

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Last night I dreamed I was driving to a NYE party with @tovelo and, upon being unceremoniously dumped by her fuckboi paramour, I played her own “Glad He’s Gone” in an attempt to console her.

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I’ve heard multiple people this week refer to Gemini as an earth sign and we must disavow this notion.

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I’m at the point in life where Benadryl absolutely lays me out on my ass.

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What is the point of Euphoria S3? It’s always been nihilistic, but it at least used to be compelling.

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The "jump to recipe" button is really one of the greatest innovations of the 21st century.

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Don’t ever talk shit about Madonna to me unless you want your ass kicked.