Jared Benson

Avid Football, Basketball and Golf fan. Devoted husband and recreational drinker.

[Joe Rogan Recaps @JoeRoganRecaps]

New: Joe Rogan loses his mind with financial expert Caleb Hammer over how much money members of Congress make from insider trading:

ROGAN: “Everybody attacks Nancy Pelosi for trading, but these people on both the red and blue teams are all guilty of doing it.”

HAMMER: “I actually bought into the Pelosi fund. It’s doing really well.”

ROGAN: “I bet it is.”

HAMMER: “It’s outperforming my own financial advisors. It’s already up 20-30% in just a couple months. S&P 500 only returns 10% per year.”

ROGAN: “They know when they’re going to pass a deal for AI chips so they buy a ton of NVIDIA right before they pass it and then boom everyone’s up 500%.”

HAMMER: “They pretend like they’ll change the laws so they can only invest in large cap index funds, but they’re not. They want to keep printing money and they don’t care if it makes you mad.”

ROGAN: “They all go into Congress broke and they all come out filthy rich while only getting a $100,000 per year salary. F*ck off man it’s so crazy.”

[Andrew Brandt @AndrewBrandt]

Lol

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 BOOM! LA mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt just dropped a nuclear bomb on City Hall.

He says he’s already spoken to the Department of Justice and city officials are “ABOUT TO GO DOWN” for massive NGO fraud.

Insiders at City Hall told him they’re frantically shredding documents right now to cover their tracks.

“We will audit every NGO… they’re all criminals. They are COMPLICIT.”

Pratt isn’t playing games. He’s calling out the entire grift machine that’s been sucking taxpayer dollars with poker chips, goods, and services.

@theallinpod

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

California Mandates Homeowners Install Wheelchair Ramps On Porches For Disabled Burglars https://t.co/wnQPmEvJdD

[ZehDuck @ZehDuck]

Golf is the ultimate cuck activity. The crowd cheers for whoever wins.

If it’s not an American, the crowd at the Masters should be making noise like it’s 3rd down.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

WOAH 🚨 JUST DAYS before Democrat Rep Ayanna Pressley was sworn into Congress, her husband quit a $92,000 a year job TO START A CONSULTING FIRM

Net worth with assets skyrocketed to $8 million

Every time you see a politician with a ‘consulting firm’ its taxpayer money laundering

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

If you’re cheering for Rory, or using speaker phone in the bar, you will be asked to leave. ⛳️ 🇺🇸

[Jared Benson @JayB03GetAtMe]

@Masters coverage continues to be terrible year after year. Barely see any shots. Just a bunch of bells and whistles. Interviews and highlights from the past.

[Derrick Evans @DerrickEvans4WV]

If you take $500 from someone who works, and give $100 to five lazy people then you lost one vote, but gained five votes.

Thats the Democrat Party in a nut shell.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

It never gets old!!!

[Alex Crescenti @alex_crescenti]

"These dudes ain't losing 4 games"

Purdue Head Coach Matt Painter was correct in his prediction. Michigan finishes the season 37-3 and as National Champions

[Barstool UofM (National Champs) @BarstoolUofM]

Yup. I think watching this was the best three minutes of my life.

It still doesn’t feel real.

[Jared Benson @JayB03GetAtMe]

CHAMPIONS!!! Go Blue!!

[Jared Benson @JayB03GetAtMe]

Oh no it’s happening

[Jared Benson @JayB03GetAtMe]

Been so nervous the whole game, finally feel like it’s actually going to happen #GoBlue

[Jared Benson @JayB03GetAtMe]

What a sequence, could have been a 4 pt game and now it’s back to 9. Championship effort!

[Taylor Lewan @TaylorLewan77]

I know I’m extremely late to the game when it comes to Game of Thrones but the last couple of weeks my wife has made me watch it.

One of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

About to start season 3 episode 8 and my wife leans over and says “get ready”

Will report back but as of right now these are my top characters I reserve the right to Change my opinion at any time.

1. Bronn (Tyrion’s guard)
2. Daenerys
3. The Hound
4. Tyrion

Side note: I think the Joffrey might be a bad egg.

[Jared Benson @JayB03GetAtMe]

@OfficialTourPro He says move the ball all the way to the back of your stance. Then adjusts his feet and the ball is dead center right in the middle of his stance. Make it make sense

[Jared Benson @JayB03GetAtMe]

Handing out lullabies

[Jared Benson @JayB03GetAtMe]

Fuck Duke!! Hell yes 🤣🤣🤣