Jay Ball

Editor at @Stevivor. Proud father of an #ASD girl. Metal head. Solid drinker. Guaranteed more scared of you than you are of me.

[Jay Ball @JayBallzup]

Gonna keep tweeting this randomly until it works.

I'm after one of those greaseproof xbox controllers to add to my collection.

I would be happy to make a generous donation in your name to a charity of your choice, or pay you directly if you would prefer.

Cc @XboxANZ

[Jay Ball @JayBallzup]

@Ticketek_AU I bought @foofighters (first melb show) tickets for some friends and your app is not letting me share/forward them. Please help!

[XBOX Game Pass @XBOXGamePass]

the pizza party never stops with these guys🍕

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be sure to see @TMNTMovie in theatres 8/2/23 in the US!

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[Jay Ball @JayBallzup]

Hey @13cabs

Minhaj driving M1747 just topped out at 120km/h down Ferntree gully Road wheelers hill (80 zone) in the wet and has been averaging 20km over the limit for the majority of this trip.

Should have got an uber.

[Jay Ball @JayBallzup]

@metrotrains

FYI, passenger on the 5:15 from Flagstaff to belgrave verbally abusing people. Likely very intoxicated. 3rd carriage.

Suggest sending PSO's

[Jay Ball @JayBallzup]

Hey @BBCNews

You forgot Taylor Hawkins

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

A monarch, a ground-breaking actor and a beloved TV sleuth - see some of the famous faces of those who died in 2022 https://t.co/9a5PwAxLz8

[Jay Ball @JayBallzup]

Charli: how old are you?
Me: 40
Charli: Woah
Me (internally): fuck you bitch

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If you're gonna let me name my ship, I reserve my right to abuse that privilege.

[Jay Ball @JayBallzup]

I've now played a few hours of Death Stranding. That is one very well made piece of shit game.

[Jay Ball @JayBallzup]

Today I learned that you can buy a mattress for $10,000

It's foam, and springs and fabric.

Ten, thousand dollars...

[Jay Ball @JayBallzup]

While driving out to the city this morning my car headlights stopped working.

So thankful that my car has driving lights but man it was a scary drive.

[Jay Ball @JayBallzup]

@SWrightAU I certainly did.

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@SWrightAU Sleep well mate.

[Jay Ball @JayBallzup]

My 6 year old daughter wants to get better at reading and writing only so she can send fan mail to Cyndi Lauper.

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@SWrightAU @Dame_Dudi_Dench @XboxANZ I got you mate :)

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The Lego Optimus Prime is pretty awesome. Best bit is removing a single piece allows Optimus to flip the bird.

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I partially blame this on Elden Ring. That game and I are in a very unhealthy relationship.

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I almost completely forgot about Twitter.

Have probably read my feed twice so far this year.

So... what have I missed?

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Hey America,

Enough is enough. Sort your shit out.

Who am I kidding? You're not ready for change yet. Gonna take at least one more shooting... as always.

[Jay Ball @JayBallzup]

Going on a road trip soon so made a best of Foo Fighters play list.

Seems every song made the list.

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Fooeys gigs will never be the same without Taylor rocking the shit out of Cold Day In The Sun.