Silly-Savvy Salopian

A cave-dwelling, freelance writer & artist, who creates havoc with comedic blogs about: ginger pride, wigs, purple hats, ancestral travels and stand-up.

[Silly-Savvy Salopian @JayBangCool]

Anyone know how to upload a drawing to the bbc arts website? Or do I just post it here? #LifeDrawingLive

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@AgathaChocolats Fancy skinning the Sunday roast, anyone?

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@AgathaChocolats Love me; don't eat me!

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@AgathaChocolats Felt all hot and bloated.

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@AgathaChocolats What's the fuss about steam rooms?

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@AgathaChocolats Just keeping myself fresh!

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@AgathaChocolats It wasn't me - honest!

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@AgathaChocolats Plenty of me to feed all.

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Suffolk Punch Comedy Club delivers its best show yet!
https://t.co/lLc9E8aFbU #standup #comedy #funny #TomWall #JohnMann #entertainment #Suffolk #UK #foodbanks #humour #Sudbury #Ipswich #ITFC #IpswichTown @pauljohnstone

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All is This https://t.co/BCRrXZCQHc

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I think you have missed the point, Suella Braverman, in saying Lineker´s comments about your madcap asylum policies were ´lazy and unhelpful´. Surely, no-one was under the impression he was trying to be ´helpful´? Why help to promote the blatantly inhumane?https://t.co/WUWAspQUie

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@GaryLineker Suella, you say there are ´options for removal´. If this is the case, why are you still in a position of power? @SuellaBraverman @RishiSunak

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@GaryLineker Yes, Suella - ´enough is enough´ of your nonsense! How can you keep on talking about ´processing´ your fellow human beings? Lives are not raw materials to be used in the manufacturing process! @SuellaBraverman @insupportofLineker #truthtopower #democracy

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@GaryLineker Totally with you on this one, Gary! It only takes one person to speak truth to power to change the world!

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Rebuff

A thread ⬇️ https://t.co/xKQHXoBjuE

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'Approach to Ipswich'

A thread ⬇️ https://t.co/e9OWOIf2o9

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Miseverstood

A thread ⬇️ https://t.co/o1SN4N698S

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This is Me https://t.co/V25tWDH6oM

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The Man That is Me https://t.co/UBsfrPIsej

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Heartbroken to hear that multiple firefighters who saved lives at Grenfell have been diagnosed with cancer.

I will never forget the disgusting way they were scapegoated for government failings.

Our demands for the safety of residents & workers — for justice — continue to grow.