JayBeeson

I can read and think.

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@JoJoFromJerz Narcissus?

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@JU_95__ @gnuman1979 Funny thing about the food chain is that, on an individual basis, it depends on the moment. In this particular situation, you’re toast. Hell, I’ve even been attacked by birds defending a nest and felt like they were in control!

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@randysharpswife What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

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@KavaRob @MuellerSheWrote 3-2-1…

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@CalltoActivism Rational thought.

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@BobbyNSteve1 @yibako @ChudsOfTikTok True, don’t watch random internet videos, but do read the newspapers online and find any other news sources. You’ll come to a similar conclusion.

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@nlchipman @lisadubbels @nlchipman No, she’s reminding us that we should all be calling out that sh*t when we see it and maybe the a-holes will realize they don’t have as many allies as they think they do.

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@GregProops @gtconway3d @GregProops Man ,that is a really crappy title for a biopic!

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@rezistasistah @FrankSowa1 @NotABlindTrust @rezistasistah That made me laugh out loud. You win the internet today — all of it!

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@RonFilipkowski Spurter?

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@tarapalmeri I’m beginning to think the Dems secretly orchestrated this. It’s wonderful to watch!

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@GHStaigle @AdamKinzinger @GHStaigle No, it’s more like needing a larger suit because you’re 50 lbs. heavier. The damage is already done. Deal with it and buy a bigger suit.

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@RonFilipkowski If I had known there was “stollen” with that election, I would’ve voted twice. I LOVE a good stollen! Also, 7 commas in once sentence is impressive. As a former English teacher I might’ve pointed out that he had two or even three stand alone sentences there.

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@AmyMcGrathKY @RexChapman It’s Art Vandelay!

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@RonFilipkowski “My food gets burned almost every time, I get mortified by everyone around my table, I’m signing legal complaints against the waiters, I get followed to the parking lot, and women are throwing up on me.” (There, I fixed it.)

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@RubenGallego Ruben,if you do run for Senate, you’re going to have to remember to NEVER use sarcasm in your public speeches. After all, you really want every vote you can get, right?

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@loudguyrickyb @RubenGallego @LoSo7117 OMG. It was sarcasm.

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@AntonyRosenbaum @nigelTheBold @natsechobbyist @HC_Richardson Anthony, that’s wonderful. Thanks for making me laugh out loud at the end of a tiring day!

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@durping1001 @williamlegate @elonmusk @farzyness @durping1001 You would think that he would’ve considered that fact before buying Twitter. If he wants to play in that sandbox (litter box?) rather than Tesla’s, wouldn’t it have been a good idea to, uh, plan for that?

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@GeorgeTakei I agree. Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada. As usual.