Jay Castelletti - Author

Author of ALL THE PRETTY BOYS, a novel about a teenage runaway and his quest for freedom in Sydney’s Kings Cross.

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For American readers, click the link is below. For all other readers, type ALL THE PRETTY BOYS in Amazon’s search bar.
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@iafisherman59 @Resisting313392 Brainwashed cultist.

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@orphanlast @Resisting313392 Brainwashed cultist.

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@Resisting313392 If I lived in the USA, and I had a dog, I’d train it to take a dump on that ‘star’ every day. So I say leave it.

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Author Philippe Besson loves my book cover and wants to use for his own upcoming book!

Editor Julienne Bosc, of Julliard Publishing, contacted me privately, saying Philippe Besson loves my cover design and wants to use it for his upcoming book. We are currently in negotiation.

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@khnh80044 The only thing missing … the end GONG! But was a spectacle!

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@marlene4719 Thanks for putting me off my dinner! I’ll never unsee it.

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@AOKinred @RadioGenoa It’s already happening - MAGA husbands beat MAGA wives. Vance is sending you all back to the kitchen. Think about it - a man who wears eyeliner wants every womb-worthy American woman knocked up for Trump. Great society you guys have. Dream on.

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@jk_rowling Rowling, why have you bothered entering this debate at all??? What skin in the game do you have? Why aren’t you using your platform to expose the totalitarian Trump for doing the very thing you accuse others of doing - forcing people to parrot his shit?

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@NorthNinja7 @RubenRavatsaas @JamesTate121 There is no hell ffs. The biblical concept is metaphorical for everlasting death. Imagine a god who believes 70 years of sin = an eternity of torture. That would be a sick fucking god if you ask me. How about that ‘god of justice’ ye olde Bible preaches, hey?

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@1031bruja @littlemissaj65 @RubenRavatsaas @JamesTate121 Complete with his tacky golden sink and fugly matching faucets.

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@RepMTG You’re strangely obsessed by trans people, even as you somehow manage to keep your giant flappy jaws shut after every single school shooting. Don’t you have more important priorities, you sick woman?

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@GilbertWanda @RpsAgainstTrump Tell us you’re an evangelical ‘Christian’ without telling us you’re an evangelical ‘Christian’.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Although he’s not bending over I still see an asshole.

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@Lauren960945461 @DrNeilStone It didn't kill you but I think it made you stupid.

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@RepMTG @timburchett Jewish Space Lasers. That is all.

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@JohnLockeBoston @essenviews But Trump has a looooong record of saying completely dumbfuck shit, so of course we assume he just added to it.

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@RonFilipkowski Maybe Elon stole several fries from Trump’s McHappy Meal.

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@Irenezhao_ Haha I fkn love the comments section and all the replies to your stupid remark. It seems all the MAGAs (whose cocks you’re trying to suck) are telling you to stay in Asia cos they’re racist … which makes you as stupid as them. You fkn deserve each other.

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@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump And then you sucked his dick?

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@Mr_Burns_Sol @piersmorgan He’ll take a week to physically recover from the fist pump.