Jazz 🥐

Hit that country road, old man. I’m not interested in the junk you sell or the junk you tell

[Jazz 🥐 @JayCeeMayTee]

@SonySantaMonica will you please release the GoW: Laufey date so I can book time off at work :)

[Jazz 🥐 @JayCeeMayTee]

Patrick Gibson in 007 First Light is fine as fuck holy shit

[Jazz 🥐 @JayCeeMayTee]

Solavellan has significantly less content in their OG game and their story is obviously unfinished unlike other romances

[ryan 🌩🪽 || guarding the veil @ryhjaal]

chat is it ethical to point out that solavellan gets a ridiculous amount of content in vg compared to any prior dragon age romance

[🥪 Swich 🍉 @Swich_22]

GOW 2018 Plot: fuckkkkk bro I have to raise my son this sucks

The Faye subplot:

[aquila @ 🟦☁️ @belllmonts]

hearing eivør sing those first notes of "memories of mother" then watching this scene activated something so deep inside me like i was the winter soldier i almost started crying

[Jazz 🥐 @JayCeeMayTee]

i’m seated. the theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it ‘doesn’t have a release date’ and ‘it’s a game not a movie’ but i’m simply too seated.
#godofwar

[helia @cIoudgf]

play these games just trust me.

[Jazz 🥐 @JayCeeMayTee]

@collective_nerd Yeah well I didn’t come up with the concept now did I

[Jazz 🥐 @JayCeeMayTee]

The concept of cleaning your massive dildos in front of your moron virgin sister who doesn’t know your husband died of a rattle snake bite while buried in a box #euphoria

[Jazz 🥐 @JayCeeMayTee]

Deeply unserious show

[shadon @pvrekhs]

that finale and whole season really was a pile of shite but colman domingo we are getting you that second emmy

[Jazz 🥐 @JayCeeMayTee]

Pretty Princesses

[Jazz 🥐 @JayCeeMayTee]

Can Ulta open in Canada please I’m tired of shopping at Shoppers and Sephora I just want to go to one place

[Jazz 🥐 @JayCeeMayTee]

And god forbid you criticize any of them without being labeled a misogynist, have internalized misogyny, or are jealous

[Vulture @vulture]

Without naming names, Joan Baez is frustrated by today’s ‘young women songwriters’ who fill up stadiums and refuse to take a political stance: ‘Because they’re already richer than God.’ https://t.co/ARmzchWpVr

[ash 𓏲𝄢 @ohitscalling]

canadians be like: t'es woke toi. toi t'es un woke left. tu supporte les trans pit les pronoms toi. veux-tu savoir me pronoms? mes pronoms?? qué/bec, fran/çais, bar/be/que, go/habs/go

[saz @emorollll]

im so mentally unwell but im so fucking funny

[Emma Steuer 🧚🤖 @emmysteuer]

You only live once, so make sure to spend as much time as possible on your computer. You won’t have access to it when you die

[Amsterdam Blonde @1StarAtaTyme]

Ignoring the Canadian Census isn’t harmless. It shortchanges your own community. When people don’t respond, Stats Can undercounts your area, and that translates into lost funding, fewer services, and weaker representation. You’re essentially kneecapping your own neighbourhood.

[໊ @wynavira]

deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[Jazz 🥐 @JayCeeMayTee]

Bought a 4K Criterion for a 1967 movie