Jay

[Jay @JayDealy]

@Justin_Topa, thanks for taking the time to sign the Hogwarts jersey last night! Watched some of your highlights today and you’ve got some nasty stuff!! Glad to have you on the Storm Chasers and we’ll be watching for you to get called back up soon

[Jay @JayDealy]

@omaha_scanner truck and trailer jack knifed at 75 -> 80 westbound overpass

[Jay @JayDealy]

Furyk birdie putt #4. @GolfChannel

[Jay @JayDealy]

@omaha_scanner Rosenblatt > TD Ameritrade

[Jay @JayDealy]

When mom says you can get your own personal pan pizza then you’ll stop by blockbuster on the way home.

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

Caption this.

[Jay @JayDealy]

Enter now & you could find your lost shaker of salt. Margaritaville Vacation Club by Wyndham - Nashville is calling your name! Approximate Retail Value (ARV): $3,774-4,794. See Official Rules. #sweepstakes #KeytoWyn https://t.co/IlQNTCBCWI

[Jay @JayDealy]

@georgemkhoury4 @NPR So a centipede has one-hundredth of a leg? Got it.

[Jay @JayDealy]

@FoxyArbuckle Let’s plan a trip to @BandonDunesGolf

[NPR @NPR]

The CDC normally takes the lead in public health outbreaks. Its recent absence from the national stage is leading to fears that the agency's objective, science-based approach is being ignored.
https://t.co/LpKhyerhan

[Jay @JayDealy]

@Graeme_McDowell @HarlanCoben Jelly

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Internet search engines have a way of affirming your hypothesis, no matter what you have hypothesized.

[Jay @JayDealy]

Cities I’ve lived in:
Omaha, NE
Houston, TX
Pocatello, ID
Barrington, IL
Bellingham, WA
Paris, France
Sun Valley, ID
Papillion, NE

[Foxy Arbuckle @FoxyArbuckle]

Cities I've lived in.
Splendora, TX
Willis, TX
Denton, TX
Conroe, Tx
Okinawa, Japan
Jacksonville, NC
Willis, TX
Houston, TX
Spring, TX
Roseville, CA
Council Bluffs, IA
Omaha, NE

https://t.co/KV7XJ68DsV

[Jay @JayDealy]

@HunterMahan How did he not! Well, ball never lies in the end.

[Jay @JayDealy]

@PaigeSpiranac Better wait, could hit them if I strike it well *waits 10 minutes and shanks into woods*

[Jay @JayDealy]

@Union_Omaha Omaha Corgi Crew unite!!

[Jay @JayDealy]

@HuskerSports @FauxPelini @Runza Obviously Warren Buffett

[Jay @JayDealy]

Dustin Johnson, 269. #USOpen

[Quarry Oaks @QuarryOaksUSA]

It's #USOpen week ⛳️🏆! And with another major comes another chance to score some free golf at #QuarryOaks!

1. RT this post
2. Comment w/ who you think will win the #USOpen w/ score (ex. Rory -16)
3. Make sure you follow us on TW

...Contest closes tonight at 11:59pm CST

[Jay @JayDealy]

@PaigeSpiranac Quarry Oaks. Ashland, NE

[Jay @JayDealy]

@FoxyArbuckle @matthew_boling1 It’s like watching a driving range FULL of lefty’s

[Jay @JayDealy]

@Jakews82 @Sean_Callahan 1560 called, it wants its bow back.