xbit

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Top 20 leagues in the world right now, by opta.

[✘ @namebrite]

n!gga, this comeback gon have newton questioning the laws of motion.

[. @Fimiye]

I have zero rizz when it comes to wooing a woman. Every girl who’s ever given me a chance probably genuinely liked me

[🥤𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 @_Afcbanks]

Referee counted Manchester United players to see whether they’re 11😭😭😭😭 coz he also couldn’t believe it

[ChocoTribe @Debbybruno3]

Incase you feel foolish, remember Ronaldo fans are paying for votes to Ballon D’or that has lost it’s credibility 😭😭

[GingerBeardGage 🇺🇸🫡 @GingerBeardGage]

*Slow driver in left lane*

Me in the new Tesla Roadster

[𝙶𝚊𝚠𝚞𝚔𝚊 𝚔𝚊𝙼𝚐𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚍𝚕𝚊 @Somlimokazi]

I am the most friendliest person you’ll ever meet who absolutely does NOT want to be your friend.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

For every thrash post that comes your way on twitter, you'll probably get a few good ones countering it

Once Tiktok algorithm don clock sey you be fool, e go make sure sey you no ever wise again😂😂😭

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

@piersmorgan @rioferdy5 @Cristiano What an absolute phoney you are 🤯

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

We as a team did support our teammate and we were wrong.
I apologised to Patrice on tv years ago, which then prompted Liverpool to send him a letter also apologising which was the right thing to do.
Your reaction to my slight criticism saying you & Rio are in bed with Ronaldo so it clouds your judgement when speaking about him is embarrassing. You batter people every day, when it’s the other way you storm out of a tv studio or get personal. All to get another interview you sycophant.

[acce @accekid]

When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app

[KjayΩ∞ @i_am_kj]

New gif

[Lawizzy🇧🇪 @Lawizzy470802]

I think this is the best GIF ever 😂😂

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

Even the referee gave his cards to Messi after the final whistle, what a gesture 😭❤️ https://t.co/lrVHDgXJjW

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

“Told you to use protection but you said you’re the king of pullouts”

[STOP THAT LAMINE!!!! 🇳🇬🇳🇬 @bayern_MOB]

“I rather lose like Ronaldo than win like messi”

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

Best in chemistry but I no fit form bond. 💔

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🫂✨ Lamine Yamal tells Movistar: “Lionel Messi was the best player at the World Cup because of everything he represents and everything he did”.

“Even though everyone knows Messi is the best player in history, nobody expected him to have such an incredible World Cup”.