James Dillon

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

@GNev2 which footballers wife would you most like to shag?

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

News from Oz. The spider in my bathroom this morning was so big, I could tell from its facial expression that it was sad.

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

What the actual fuck is crufts doing on tele. Who actually cares about poodles running around because I couldn't give a shit.

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

National women's day tomorrow. What a laugh.

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

@MadelineMul 🔥👌

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

I'm not happy they're getting rid of #BBC3 #SaveBBC3

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

Having the worst day of my life. Not even 2 o'clock and I've already lost £11million. Could this day get any worse?!

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

Can't believe some tramp on site stole my coco pops the dirty bastards

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

@ChebsKidd you nut case!!

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

@ayahamy haha. Don't get any tears on the carpet! You'll get old off!

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

If I ever go to Scotland I know not to go to a strip club!

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

I can't believe it's pancake day and I haven't smashed a load of them down my neck

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

It's raining for a change. ☔😞

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

Wander if I can part ex my car and get that Porsche on top gear?!

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

@aaronpaul_8 smashing the lap time on top gear!

[The Running Bug @TheRunningBug]

LAST CHANCE to #WIN a @TomTom Runner + improve your running in 2014! RT+Follow @TheRunningBug to enter #rbtwittercomp

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

@Reecehewitt91 looking good mate

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

@Reecehewitt91 when you getting your tat started

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

@AdamK_91 what's it for?

[James Dillon @JayDillon87]

@AdamK_91 what size. Don't have any I can get but can get a decent price from my wholesaler