Jay Estes

Life’s a bitch.... then you die

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Is it even a Motel 6 without outside carpet??

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Y’all ever just feel bad for trees? Like they can’t move, they don’t go anywhere. They’re stuck in that one place their entire life. Kinda sad.

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Yo if it’s your birthday fuck you.

Just kidding get fucked up, drink a handle, rob a bank live it up!!!

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To add insult onto injury, I saw a cute girl walk by and I thought about getting her number. Then I remembered I’m sitting in my car alone eating my 4 Burger King cheeseburgers.

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Just went to Burger King. They misheard my order for 2 cheeseburgers as 4 cheeseburgers.....

I didn’t correct them

It showed up on the screen and everything

Am I fat?

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There is a North Carolina Egg Association @nceggspert

do with that information what you want

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@christiancelly This bitch, always starting shit

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Alligator lizards in the air...

In the air!!!!

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@christiancelly Shit you’re right

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How the fuck did we drink Trumoo chocolate milk everyday at lunch?

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I was feeling a little down today, then I listened to “Kiss From A Rose” by Seal

Maybe life isn’t that bad

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@savannavargas4 It be like that sometimes

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Rock Me Amadeus by Falco plays on the radio

Me: Is this Rock Me Amadeus by Falco

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The feeling I get when I eat a burger whilst driving and the wrapper covers my eyes as I take the first bite is terrifying yet thrilling

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Chipotle but it’s pronounced
(CHIP- OTTLE)

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*watches a girl stir pink lemonade with her finger*

Me: “HEATHEN”

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If you start Stargate Atlantis let a bitch know...

Wise words from Maura

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Radio announcer: If you drive by the Burger King off of Hwy 54 and it looks like someone ran through the front of it.... that’s because they did

Guess it was too early for a croiss’wich

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Is anyone opposed to bringing back the Old West, but this time with like swords?

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Maura: I just tweet about movies and soup