Jay Galtman

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@turtledumplin @Lilblack_heart He never checks the return policies, sucker

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@Lottie_Poppie @Lilblack_heart Priorities... you can always go naked, but you're not magically going to learn about serial killers

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@LeeCram wouldn't it be nice if they knew the meaning well enough to do the same?

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@LeeCram Isn't that why we're all here?

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@Jez1 Damn, I didn't know others had the recipe

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@kittytriplet Doesn't everyone?

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@emily_tweets If it's good for a Neurosurgeon and the founder of psychoanalysis, it's good for anyone!

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@Odyne_LaFee A little dangerous, but nearly impossible to turn down. I would rather be completely relaxed not having to pay attention to the road, but it'll make a drive a lot more fun!

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@AZ_Brittney hands down

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@Odyne_LaFee Drive legally?

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@Odyne_LaFee May we see video of the last time that happened to you so that we can study how you handled it?

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@JoJoFromJerz She proves more than appearance matters for men. She actually looks damn good in some pictures (video her mouth is moving and it's all over). But once you've heard her speak, she's hideous.

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@JoJoFromJerz Do you think he hears the Charlie Brown noise as she's speaking?

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@TrumpWarRoom @emma6USA 9/10 things he says are lies. Add the word "honestly" to it and you know he's telling a whopper without reading the rest of the sentence, which it is never advisable or worthwhile to do. #whatajoke

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@JoJoFromJerz What's worse, the crap he spins, or the fact that a lot of people believe it?

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@JoJoFromJerz Crazy

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@GioBruno1600 1 in 4 don't read the poll questions they answer...

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@RonFilipkowski Do you think she married for love?

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@samkohl I think it's the lack of an ipad and laptop that they're compensating for.

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@JeffYoungerTX Until the end of the clip where I saw one more, the only white kid I saw was the one who got beat up.
Is the pattern that white kids in a predominately black school get beat up?