J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them)

NHS Clinical Photographer, MA Student, Northerner, Socialist, Cat Parent.

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

Culture War: Round baked goods you can eat as they come or with various fillings.

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

I'm off to Blue Sky, Elon and Trump can fuck off.

https://t.co/iUvOb2FzaE

#FuckTrump #FuckElon #FuckFascists

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

A bit brew and a bit Lightroom before tea.

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

In the same way we look forward to root canal surgery.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Congratulations President-elect @realDonaldTrump on your historic election victory.

I look forward to working with you in the years ahead.

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Earlier this morning Janey passed away in her sleep. Her family were with her.
The love and support from all her friends and fans during this cancer journey brought her enormous joy. It has also been a huge comfort to us, her family and close friends, thank you.

[Rhianna Pratchett 🧙🏻‍♀️ @rhipratchett]

GNU Janey Godley. Mind how you go.

[Nigella Lawson @Nigella_Lawson]

Do read this message below

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

Autumn is officially here! Happy low rail adhesion season to all who celebrate 🤗

[Tyne and Wear Metro @My_Metro]

Trains are running to all destinations, however due to Low Rail Adhesion trains on the Yellow line may not be usual timetable, but are frequent. To find out more about how we are combatting the problem please see this link: https://t.co/d4tbfUABma… kc

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

“I’ll leave when the cat gets up”

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

@GreggsOfficial I'm at work so can I just bring the blanket with me and not take it off.

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

Hey Google can we keep the Halloween theme for our doorbells all year?

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

My Canadian is always going on about Red Rose tea and the collectibles and I'm thinking why can't @YorkshireTea do the same? We could have animals of Britain like badgers, weasels, squirrels and next door's cat that comes over to pee in your flowerbeds.

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

Heading into work like HOWDY Y'ALL

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

@DalekELF This guy did 100 hours of e-learning and now look he so smart

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

Mandatory e-learning got me like

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

The best Metro seat is the back one :D

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

Always a fun Tuesday when a patient tells you to drop dead.

One day, but the new GTA isn't out yet so not yet.

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

@FrankLuntz No she isn't.

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

Waking up to presidential debate memes is a wonderful gift on this chilly morn.

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

@JAMortram Happy birthday, dude - sorry about the weirdness.

[J. ElonSellsAvonFellow🐈‍⬛ 🇪🇺 (They/Them) @JayGoo]

Kinda feel like if you're shocked at the Nickocado "omg he was the puppet master all along" thing you weren't actually paying attention. Hell I wasn't even following the guy and it's about as surprising as the sky being blue (sometimes, I live in the UK).

Cool, I guess 🤷‍♂️