Aphrodite

Jac of all trades 🌺🌈🌞🌊

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You ever get a cart that rides so smooth you want to drive it home from Walmart?

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Go easy on anyone driving out of the Las Olas parking lot. We all have a burrito in our hand trying to make that left onto route one

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Bad Bunny!!!!!!

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Do you ever get cravings for egg salad sandwiches even though you don’t like egg salad sandwiches

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I love a language barrier

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TGOD

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Always take an everything shower after going to Salvation Army

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Someone explain how every single kid who figure skates is “on the Olympic track”

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Anyone else think Erase Me by Cudi could be easily mistaken for a Weezer song

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I miss 6ix 9ine

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Are y’all finished or are y’all done

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Don’t ask me why. It just is

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Epping is the center of the universe

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Name a String Cheese song less than 5 minutes long

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Green Day or My Chemical Romance

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Twitter is ruined

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Yard sale Saturday

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Goose, the missing water monitor lizard, has been spotted in the Hampton salt marsh

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Blue eyes white dragon

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I grew up with a grand piano in my living room