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Perisoreus canadensis. #jaygraysports #THTC

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Part of me thinks I should delete my Twitter. But another part of me wants to stay. And still another part thinks those guys are idiots. And that’s when I realized I had schizophrenia.

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@SteveRob 7000 retweets. 51000 likes. 1000 saves. 1000 comments and half of those love it. So that’s about 59500 to 500. This was a great tweet.

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@Puppieslover Both of those dogs were dying to play with each other. Husky owner was projecting like a super Karen.

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Canes fans will be flooding sports bars across America tonight. As a wise man once said, “hide ya wives, hide ya kids.”

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This year I’m going for whoever makes the Eagles fan base feel the worst.

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I have two beautiful daughters. But I’m sorry. That kid in the beginning of fellowship of the rings. You can’t find a cuter little girl.

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People are funny. They just got finished filling their yards with images of demonism and death and now it’s Jesus and his family’s turn.

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@arianajasmine__ Yeah they don’t do it like Jehovahs witnesses. They just behead you.

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Football talk is cool and all but what the world really needs is for Andrew Siciliano and Paul Finebaum to have an epic ear battle.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho The most offensive thing to me is him using a GM dealership technician shop shirt and I guarantee this fruitcake doesn’t own a single socket. Hardworking Americans are not a cosplay costume.

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@iAnonPatriot They’re all annoying white women. Even the men.

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@Sassafrass_84 Who knew the auto pen could tweet.

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@JemmingKristin @MelissaJeanSays @elonmusk They aren’t a segment of republicans. They’re internet trolls.

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@MelissaJeanSays @elonmusk Ok Jesse Smollett.

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@AbeebRozaq @MAGAVoice The complete lack of understanding of reality by leftists is hilarious.

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@AbeebRozaq @MAGAVoice So ignorant.

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@zk__nova @MAGAVoice Not a violation of freedom to fire someone who has disgusting character. If they were prosecuted by the law it’d violate the constitution. But employers have every right to cut ties with people who have debased morals and embarrass their business. You should educate yourself.

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Everyone piled on Katy Perry for saying she was an astronaut. But honestly we should giver a break. She hasn’t been the same since the Nickelodeon engineers sent 40 gallons of slime up her nose into her brain.

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Watching the MLB draft combine and this kid has a pitch I’ve never seen before. The grip is literally just some gang signs. I can hear the announcer now. And that’s strike 3! He hit him with the rolling fourties’ crips pitch. Also he needs Tommy John now.

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Man why do adolescent girls scream so much when they play. I’m a nervous wreck right now because these are my friend’s kids and I want to return them safely but every 2 minutes it sounds like their heads are getting sawed off by the taliban.

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@awkwardgoogle I can never see this and not watch it all the way through. Epic