Jordan Hughes

more punch than a bowl of juice.

[Jordan Hughes @JayHillary]

Couldn't choose between a star or an angel so I went with both

[Jordan Hughes @JayHillary]

@kvnlai Kevin WHAT

[Jordan Hughes @JayHillary]

@Rafael__ So excited for you!!

[Jordan Hughes @JayHillary]

“I hope this email finds you well.”

how the email found me:

[i am meme @mybandowen]

☠️

[Jordan Hughes @JayHillary]

respectfully #RIPTwitter

[Jordan Hughes @JayHillary]

if this is my last tweet I gotta say sorry to shred for turning him into a meme 🫡

[Jordan Hughes @JayHillary]

Couldn't choose between a star or an angel so I went with both

[toby is the scranton strangler @OhHELLNawl]

It’s been a pleasure tweeting with y’all for the past 13 years. #RIPTwitter

[Kimeko M. @KimekoM]

sorry for missing your email. i saw it and got overwhelmed. it will happen again.

[Jordan Hughes @JayHillary]

@Rafael__ Ask Jade where she got the black dress though 🫠

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one.
If you’re against contraception, don’t take any.
If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one.
If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender.

Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

[Jordan Hughes @JayHillary]

she’s a 10 but now she’s calling a cab and it’s making me sick

[Jordan Hughes @JayHillary]

we were all just out here in 2014 taking photos of our bathroom cabinets and posting them on the feed like art

[Jordan Hughes @JayHillary]

I do not have hopes or dream I just want to be able to put my contact lenses in correctly

[Kita @kitakartel]

Finishing a book is so mad because all of a sudden, the world you were so enthralled with ceases to exist. What if I wanted to live there 😩

[Jordan Hughes @JayHillary]

@mmmhur @rihanna You win!

[Jordan Hughes @JayHillary]

Succession season finale no context:

[Kee🗽🇵🇷 @Kee_Bully19]

I just seen the Red Wedding remix tonight lmfao #SuccessionHBO

[Jordan Hughes @JayHillary]

accurate @phoebe_bridgers

[Jordan Hughes @JayHillary]

I know everyone is already dialed out this week by the sheer amount of urban dictionary name definitions reposts

[Taylor Philippines @taylornationphl]

YOU KEPT ME LIKE A SECRET BUT I KEPT YOU LIKE AN OATH

#RedTaylorsVersion