kanyoni wa Ng'ethe

🏀🏀 bike enthusiast, teacher,i speed sketch tl people for fun 😄

[kanyoni wa Ng'ethe @JayKimari]

@gvthvkvv Pea comrade mmoja akule kama zile sweets za white situation bad

[kanyoni wa Ng'ethe @JayKimari]

@ouma_neko Hio ni handle ya nyahunyo inakaa barrel 😄 🤣

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

The boda boda madness in Malava must stop.

This man died peacefully from illness. Family mourned. Friends cried. Neighbours contributed tea and sugar. Everything was proceeding according to the normal Kenyan funeral script.

Then somebody looked at the coffin and said:

"You know what? Let's put him on a motorcycle."

The deceased was loaded onto a boda boda like a sack of maize and off they went.

Unfortunately, the boda boda crashed.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is perhaps the first Kenyan to die, be embalmed, stored in a mortuary, and then get involved in a road accident afterwards.

The disease killed him.

The boda boda said, "My turn."

Even the ancestors must have been confused.

The man arrived in heaven and was asked:

"Cause of death?"

He replied, "Malaria."

Then an angel checked the file and said,

"Wait... what is this second report from Traffic Police?"

The angel called another angel.

"Come here. We have a special case.

The deceased died, then later became a road accident victim."

At this rate, some of these boda boda riders will soon be issuing posthumous injuries.

Please, for the love of common sense, stop carrying coffins on motorcycles.

The dead have already completed their journey on earth. They don't need to participate in one last road accident before burial.

[Kerry 🇰🇪 @kerubo_hillary]

I think we need a new label for people born between 1997 and 2000 or even stretch to 2003 there

These are Gen z who have more of millenial experience

[kanyoni wa Ng'ethe @JayKimari]

@Naitalel_maina Sema tu pole na hutarudia story iishe 😄

[scar @imfat]

just fuck around until you accidentally find the infinite money glitch

[kanyoni wa Ng'ethe @JayKimari]

@Bishop38256726 @NanjieGalgalo Ali pata ume En Passant 😄 🤣

[kanyoni wa Ng'ethe @JayKimari]

@MjengoKE Heri niishi kwa manhole wazefek is this

[kanyoni wa Ng'ethe @JayKimari]

@Honeyfarsafi Those girls should be taken to the morgue waende waone the fruits of their labor na wakae huko for a minute

[kanyoni wa Ng'ethe @JayKimari]

@LynnWanjiku6 @droid254 Mara mbili na zote nilikua usingizi

[kanyoni wa Ng'ethe @JayKimari]

Kare maigana

[Steeze 💎 @__Steeze1]

Mainoo isn't worth 60 million

[Steeze 💎 @__Steeze1]

Mainoo isn't worth 60 million

[Cop Shakur @CopShakurkihara]

The presidential security detail hupiga sherehe every day. They usually arrive at a location a day before the President is scheduled to visit.

Hao huingia hiyo town na gari za Serikali,you will find them all over kwa clubs,the following day hang over inawapiga mbaya,wanashindwa kupiga wera.

The president should be protected at all costs,we don't want our country to go to war,tunataka Tu tumpeleke Kamiti in peace 2027,we don't want him dead.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Solidarity to the people of Bolivia who are rising up against their corrupt government.

What started as strikes has grown into a nationwide movement of miners, teachers, farmers, and indigenous groups demanding their corrupt president Rodrigo Paz resign and his austerity policies be reversed.

This is how it’s done, folks!

[Saīñt @BBevvone]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.. #RutoMustGo

[kanyoni wa Ng'ethe @JayKimari]

@baroswahjr I just saw him driving a cayenne in quickmart ruaka ni kiki tu nothing else

[kanyoni wa Ng'ethe @JayKimari]

@Za_Kimotho Anafaa aende hearing hivo aseme ni part time looks 😄 🤣

[kanyoni wa Ng'ethe @JayKimari]

@_MtuTano they are the same who will vote in that boy juu ya dimples the fuckulty will never end

[kanyoni wa Ng'ethe @JayKimari]

@_MtuTano 🤣🤣🤣kuna mwingine alienda ku confirm dci akasemekana alimpiga mjeledi