Jay Maldonado

20, bi, from texas and that’s all you need to know 🤷🏽

[Jay Maldonado @JayLMAOtx]

@rottcuntt @SONIC_CHRONICS Yeah they do?

[Jay Maldonado @JayLMAOtx]

@youtooz @HELLAVERSE HAZBINTOOZ

[Jay Maldonado @JayLMAOtx]

@youtooz @HELLAVERSE HAZBINTOONZ

[youtooz @youtooz]

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3 winners announced tuesday 🛎️

[Jay Maldonado @JayLMAOtx]

Yo am I living in a fucking fever dream? I just watched Alexa kill Chris Hemsworth 5 different ways as an advertising strategy?????

[🌵dont_jinxit🌵 @dont_jinxit]

🎉130k!!? That's a hella big number! :0

To celebrate this milestone I am hosting an opportunity to get free art from me! :D

All you gotta do is:
✅Like, 🫂Follow & 🔁Retweet
💬Comment your character ref! (SFW pls!)

(More info about this art opportunity below ⬇️)

[Citizens for Integrity & Accountability @CIAF_USA]

CORPORATE SELLOUTS @lawsuitreform are spending MILLIONS to ram SB 30 through the TX Legislature.
It exposes doctor-patient info & forces semi-truck crash victims to choose between bad care or bankruptcy.

Tell your rep: VOTE NO on SB 30! #StopSB30

[Jay Maldonado @JayLMAOtx]

@lepslair @kirawontmiss How else would you smash your car flat in barely fast winds

[Jay Maldonado @JayLMAOtx]

@barqOfficial Yo if this is true hook a brother up! I've been meaning to buy one for quite some time but haven't been able to afford it

[Jay Maldonado @JayLMAOtx]

@pyrarity And I trust him with more than just my life, he's my son's God Father

[Jay Maldonado @JayLMAOtx]

@pyrarity I can one up that, my friend that I'd never met from a complete different part of the world flew out for me and my wife's wedding

[Jay Maldonado @JayLMAOtx]

@LocalBateman Nah because my fight or flight just kicked in 😭😭

[Jay Maldonado @JayLMAOtx]

@Iamfishkid @Spotify Thank you so much for your music, dear death was my favorite song

[Jay Maldonado @JayLMAOtx]

.@Spotify said I’m too .01% listening to @Iamfishkid. Pretty insane if you ask me

[Jay Maldonado @JayLMAOtx]

@benxcell @Against_Grain4 @detectfights Tf you mean no??? Dude had a knife and clearly was trynna kill someone… rather one life than multiple

[Jay Maldonado @JayLMAOtx]

Just had my first NPC interaction at a boba shop… didn’t hear the door open and there was some guy already asking me questions about the shop. Immediately leaving after I explained something

[Jay Maldonado @JayLMAOtx]

After watching @Dreamworks Puss in Boots: The Last Wish, it makes me wonder how many of their animators and cleanup crew are furries…