🚨BREAKING: The Dallas #Cowboys have made an impact TRADE, team owner Jerry Jones just announced.
“Immediately it will address some things that have been our shortcomings.”
Jones also revealed that he is currently working on multiple other trades before tomorrow’s deadline.
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Saw a street performing contortionist in NOLA have a meltdown cause nobody was cheering for him, whilst his legs were behind his head and his nose was literally in his own asshole.
Talk about irony. Hilarious irony.