Jay Masters-Read

[Tomi 🇺🇦🇫🇮🇪🇺 @TallbarFIN]

Americans, Finland welcomes you!

We have everything America has minus the common stupidity.

And we know how to protect our citizens.

Don't be afraid of russia behind our border, we have always managed to handle them. 😉

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

At the end of The Empire Strikes Back the rebels are desolate. Han Solo is frozen in carbonite. Luke Skywalker has been defeated in battle by Darth Vader, losing a hand in the process. The Emperor's victory was total.... until the Jedi returned.

Not sure what made me think of that.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Things have just got a lot more difficult . Here’s what I think . I had no control over what just happened . None . But I do have control over how I will react to it . And I am not going to give up on the beautiful and the good , the grip on my dreams just got tighter .

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Slept in. My bad.

[Sadiq Khan @SadiqKhan]

An important reminder today for Londoners: our city is - and will always be - for everyone.

We will always be pro-women, pro-diversity, pro-climate and pro-human rights.

These are some of the values that will continue to bind us together as Londoners.

[MimiJ @MimiJ9]

Please RT or send this photo. We need this trending today. Fly high Janey. #Trumpisacunt @JaneyGodley

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

RIP Janey Godley - she was one of a kind and a lovely, funny person. #janeygodley

[Alex Proyas @alex_proyas]

Hey Elon, Can I have my designs back please? #ElonMusk #Elon_Musk

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Quality Street is a sign of everything in British Supermarkets like Tesco. Over the years you get less and less, while paying more and more.

[Amelia Dimoldenberg @ameliadimz]

Out Friday :)

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Strangest thing you've seen at a gas station before?

I'll go first...

[Kirsty Woodbridge @runwritekirsty]

Imagine being the founder of parkrun.

Stood in this spot 20 years ago with a handful of your mates.

Today alone, more than 350,000 will have done a parkrun. For free, in their local community.

Thanks to the determination of this man.

Enjoy your special day @PSH_A1674 🧡

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This horse waited his whole life for this moment.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Remembering a dear friend, the always late Graham Chapman. He ceased to be 35 years ago today.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Wanna ruin my life? I'm legally changing my name if "Back to Bedlam" 20th Anniversary Edition reaches No.1. Comment your name suggestions below, and the most-liked comment wins.
#jameswho

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When one of the "car accident that wasn't your fault" scammers used to call my house, I told them I was driving a DeLorean and was being chased by guys in a VW campervan. I'm amazed I got as far as telling them I need help finding Dr Brown in 1955 before they hung up.

[Mini Grey @Bonzetta1]

I can’t believe that ONLY NOW have I discovered the construction possibilities when hula hoops and wot sits are combined.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The kitten will REPORT to Larry the Cat.