Jason Rodriguez

I write and edit. I'm also a mathematician. I bake bread. Build stuff. I have dogs. I have a 5% joke success rate. Etc. He/Him.

[Jason Rodriguez @JayRodriguez]

Here's my most recent one, paired with a Nick Cave portrait by @lizlaribee. These are pretty long pieces, this one coming in at 7,500 words and dealing with the music but also getting into Alzheimer's, religion, and pregnancy loss. TW, on those topics.

https://t.co/Lwdz80P4Pb

[Jason Rodriguez @JayRodriguez]

I just wanted to update WHERE I am. I started blogging again and it feels great. Movies and stuff, but I also started a project on revisiting artists complete discographies and writing about my connection to them. I've done Sonic Youth, Gang Starr/Guru, and Nick Cave, so far.

[Jason Rodriguez @JayRodriguez]

This place is a shit show, honestly. Elon, Ye, and Trump aside, trending topics are garbage pails now. I'm gonna be on Hive as jasonrodriguez and I'm on insta as thebombbag. Mostly movies and food and dumb shit.

[Jason Rodriguez @JayRodriguez]

This place is a shit show, honestly. Elon, Ye, and Trump aside, trending topics are garbage pails now. I'm gonna be on Hive as jasonrodriguez and I'm on insta as thebombbag. Mostly movies and food and dumb shit.

[Jason Rodriguez @JayRodriguez]

@anamariecox And Beans, nonplussed.

[Jason Rodriguez @JayRodriguez]

@anamariecox Scipio, watching Rome burn.

[Jason Rodriguez @JayRodriguez]

I'd never know if there was a Rapture because I don't hang with losers.

[Jason Rodriguez @JayRodriguez]

Just gonna post whatever dumb shit a younger, wiser me stopped myself from posting until twitter goes away. Stuff from my drafts and what nots.

[Jason Rodriguez @JayRodriguez]

The song "Two Princes" is wild because the lead singer is like, "We both adore you but he has a job and I have no prospects and your father hates me."

[Jason Rodriguez @JayRodriguez]

Y'all laugh at Elon Musk too much. I'm holding my laughter until I see him lurching around stage during season 33 of Dancing With the Stars or doing a Super Bowl commercial for Nationwide Insurance.

[Jason Rodriguez @JayRodriguez]

I once dropped a phone and broke the screen a day after I bought it. This would be like if I did that 44 million times in a row.

[ScreenTime @screentime]

Elon Musk told Twitter employees that the company may lose billions next year and 'bankruptcy isn’t out of the question'

[Jason Rodriguez @JayRodriguez]

My dad seems to always be watching one TV show that sounds fake. He'll be like, "You should check out Chattanooga Fire. It's a drama about a fireman in Chattanooga who has a secret plutonium mine. It has Debra Winger and that guy from Wings, the dumb one. It's on CBS."

[Liz Laribee @lizlaribee]

Hotels: Hope you had fun!

AirBnbs: Before you go, pile sheets in the corner. Shut off the lights. Make sure all mugs are facing the same direction in the cupboard. Hold a freshly killed goose up to the naked moon for an hour. Reconcile with your father. Take your trash with you.

[Jason Rodriguez @JayRodriguez]

We hosted an outdoor viewing of THE SIXTH SENSE and @lizlaribee and I dressed as how we'll eventually die: embarrassed to death at a Renaissance Festival.

[Jason Rodriguez @JayRodriguez]

@HelloCullen No way. Rowan Atkinson is, tho.

[Jason Rodriguez @JayRodriguez]

I've felt weird all day today and I couldn't put my finger on why. Just jitters, anxiety, nausea, etc since the moment I woke up. Then I remembered that today the hierarchy of power in the DC universe changed and it all made sense.