Jay Sharky

Swimming the Sharky infested waters. Jump on in, I don't bite.

[Jay Sharky @JaySharky]

Sometimes these coastal views feel like home.

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There's a slice missing even before we get back to the house. #SharkyStyle

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans:
‘𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘜𝘬𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘸𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘤𝘶𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺!’

Hungry kid: I’m starving!
Republicans:
‘𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘧𝘧.’

Veterans: We need more medical care! ‘𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘧𝘧’.’

New mother: I need help getting formula for my baby!
‘𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥?’

They say it’s “𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢 𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵”.
When it’s anything but.

[Jay Sharky @JaySharky]

@buitengebieden Why did I end up with these owners? Why God why?

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Every time I see a Temu ad I turn into cocaine bear.

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When it's over 100 degrees out and I can't cool off, I turn into cocaine bear.

[Jay Sharky @JaySharky]

When I can't fall asleep I turn into cocaine bear.

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I spent 2 hours at the dmv to fork over $161. You'd think they'd be in a hurry to take your money!

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@SpockResists Does it taste like traitor?

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Everyone always wants a little In N Out.

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When I get hungry, I turn into Cocaine Bear.

[Jay Sharky @JaySharky]

@ask_aubry He has all that and can't get a girl. 🤣🤣🤣

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Just got called pretty today!

Well, the full statement was, "You're
pretty annoying", but I like to focus on the positive.

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@MissFlyByNight Ribbed for the pumpkin's pleasure.

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Out for a walk in the redwoods.

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Relaxing in the sun.

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@i_stephie Very cool pumpkin animations!

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@ChadLindberg In the beginning, God created Vin Diesel, because he too is a fan of the Fast and Furious movies.

[Jay Sharky @JaySharky]

@mariana057 Honey dew you want to marry me?

I would love to but we can't elope.

🤣

[Jay Sharky @JaySharky]

@iSillyGirl What about "she ain't the most loyal but she is pretty." Does that sound better???

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@mariana057 I love animals but there are quite a few varieties of creatures you shouldn't try to keep as a pet no matter how cool you think it would be to have one.

"Should I keep filming?"

"Yes Robert, in fact, run off and find a couple more cameras to get different angles, please."