Jay Simpson

I'm a musician. If you have any questions just ask :)

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

"We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures." ~ Thornton Wilder

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Giving your kids a Presidents name is cool. Roosevelt for a girl. Lincoln for a boy. Taft-Hoover for a chubby cross dresser.

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Everybody loves a sore loser. They're so much more interesting than a humble winner, especially when they throw stuff around.

[Háztelo Mirar @HazteloMirar]

Se está liando bien parda con la SGAE. Qué opináis??? http://fb.me/RfU5qvs1

[Jay Simpson @JaySimpson4]

@chelseeejean sure thing :)

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

Gilmore Girls make me happy and warm inside...like a shot of vodka. #gilmoregirls

[Anney @jfyandall]

“@iQuoteSwag: When two people are meant for each other, nothing can keep them apart, no distance is to far and no one can stop them.” #hope

[Katrina Hill @ActionChick]

Old Twitter, I can just click Reply under 7 names and boom, I'm replying to 7 people at once. Not so with New Twitter.

[Worst Feeling @WorstFeelings]

The NBA & NFL are both on lockout. Now what am I gonna watch during winter?! #WorstFeeling

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

The '80s--when guys walked around with boom boxes.

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

Bristol Palin lost her virginity while drinking wine coolers. Right because if anything screams romance it's a 4 pack of Bartles & Jaymes.

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

When they give out the awards on Toddlers & Tiaras, they should simultaneously give out awards for sorry-as-fuck-parents.

[Inspirational Me @1nspirationalme]

Just mowed the lawn - that's a wks worth of gym time, right?

[Inspirational Me @1nspirationalme]

Everything that is done in the world is done by hope. ~ Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

[Inspirational Me @1nspirationalme]

"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will."
Mahatma Gandhi

[Cintia' Rey @CintiaRey6]

'when you feel like giving up,just remember why you held on so long in the first place.'

[Jay Simpson @JaySimpson4]

Teen Wolf is a great mystery that is unfolding like an onion. #mtv

[Wes🏁 @WesDaddy]

Her favorite song will say more about her than mouth ever will..