JJ

Owner of Vandelay Industries Insert Disclosure: All tweets are blah blah

[JJ @JaySquaredx2]

In lieu of not having a Security/Audit Log Wall of Shame list similar to https://t.co/ayfGWUceKN, i'll start with a twitter thread of the first two on my list:

1.) @Workato Advance Compliance
2.) @bitrise Audit Log Connector

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Wemby to Castle with the game on the line

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When engineers hit their claude token limit

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Olaf just fucking died…

[🗽 @AdamFoxisGod]

Trocheck after scoring a 2OT winner to go up 2-0 in MSG

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@KHallNY @Sportsnet @IceSinghHNIC electric

[Ashley Nicole Moss @AshNicoleMoss]

3-1.

[The Banshee Queen👑 @cyberoverdrive]

I deeply honestly think we should consider hiring Swifties as threat intel analysts, because those girls’ eye for Easter eggs and patterns and hypotheses???! If we unleashed them on APTs / cybercrime ops, whole swathes of infrastructure would be TOAST in two days. 🤷‍♀️

[Alex B. @KnicksCentral]

@Brewers @rhyshoskins Legend for running away then talking trash from the dugout?

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@jcfarris As a person currently on a flight using the wifi I am cackling

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@KHallNY When they hear rangers are on the line

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@eaescob

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@eaescob @philvenables This jingle will be stuck in my head forever and for all the right reasons. May just make the devs watch this for 30 minutes as part of our SDL training :) School House rock vibes for security training.

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@KHallNY @NHL_On_TNT @liam_mchugh

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@KHallNY

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@its_otr Can i interest you in this new attack surface management software that manages the software that enumerates your surface and leverages AI to overlay threats to build software to report to your board? and it attacks it’s self and the bad guys with pew pews.

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@eaescob

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daniel jones qb vision in 2k would be a pencil line, refuses to look at any other reads

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@TheClemReport @barstoolchicago @drakes Funny bones for days. Pop them in a the fridge. Room Temp. This is an RB1 every down back kind of snack.

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

ESCOBAR SEASON HAS RETURNED

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@BarstoolChief

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@SNY_Mets