Derek Steinbauer

I love my wife.

RIP Malcolm ❤

Ive got a beautiful baby.

[Derek Steinbauer @JaySteinbauer]

And it's all about to come to fruition July 11.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wise words from SJM

[Hoops @Hoopss]

The biggest fail in NBA history

[yes. ✭ @iAmTerrace]

David Stern would’ve had LeBron James and Kevin Durant in a dungeon getting water-boarded, if they kept switching teams like this on his watch.

[Derek Steinbauer @JaySteinbauer]

@CrazeTommy Bro hasn't tweeted in like a year

[Derek Steinbauer @JaySteinbauer]

So close to freedom. I can taste it 😋

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LeBron James is now the first active NBA athlete to become a billionaire, joining Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant, who did so after retirement 💰

(via @forbes)

[Derek Steinbauer @JaySteinbauer]

@mxtromessiah @1080pp_ @TheeHornyyPoPo FULL 8K I SEE

[Derek Steinbauer @JaySteinbauer]

This is why I hate 9-5 jobs

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

@elonmusk Elon restoring Trump’s Twitter account.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

There are people out in the world that legitimately believe that they need me to get a vaccine in order for their 4 vaccine shots to work.

I randomly think about that sometimes and laugh out loud.

[Derek Steinbauer @JaySteinbauer]

@ShrimpzFN Didn't work :(

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Since I’ve been asked a lot:

Buy stock in several companies that make products & services that *you* believe in.

Only sell if you think their products & services are trending worse. Don’t panic when the market does.

This will serve you well in the long-term.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

@elonmusk

[Derek Steinbauer @JaySteinbauer]

Bow down to the musk God

[Derek Steinbauer @JaySteinbauer]

@ShrimpzFN Are you having a giveaway today?

[Derek Steinbauer @JaySteinbauer]

@ShrimpzFN I need these

[jjguy @jjguy_]

I WAS JUST SENT THIS BY AN INSIDER

?????

#FortniteLeaks