purple pixie pocket cleric 💜✨🧚🏻‍♀️

just trying to not get murdered. ❉

[purple pixie pocket cleric 💜✨🧚🏻‍♀️ @JayTee99]

I cast: detect horny.... 👀

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

You will end June with a BIG WIN.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

JULY IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JULY IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JULY IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JULY IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JULY IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JULY IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JULY IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JULY IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.

[🍜RBKjin @eggramen_]

poor sheepstealer :( #hotd

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[purple pixie pocket cleric 💜✨🧚🏻‍♀️ @JayTee99]

Feeling the negative effects of not having many friends rn.

[purple pixie pocket cleric 💜✨🧚🏻‍♀️ @JayTee99]

Finally saw Obsession! SO GOOD!

[purple pixie pocket cleric 💜✨🧚🏻‍♀️ @JayTee99]

A likely story, but -
Leave a message and I'll call you back! 🎶✨

[purple pixie pocket cleric 💜✨🧚🏻‍♀️ @JayTee99]

Maybe if I start taking some lexapro I’ll become a super human.

[‍‍ ‍lu @whimsyfay]

do not underestimate my ability to burn it all to the fucking ground

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

girl you gotta try this healing potion it's called dr pepper

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

if i got sent to the backrooms i’d probably just sit down

[purple pixie pocket cleric 💜✨🧚🏻‍♀️ @JayTee99]

Me singing to my fucking bitch ass grandma

[𝐈𝐯𝐲𝐬𝐨𝐧✰ @stit57881]

no cop has ever told me “be safe”
my weed man say it every time i leave his place .. says a lot about society

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

and i'm not even living la vida loca.